The next big event is the class hike, and I decide to hang out with the stuck-up racist for funsies.
He’s such a bitch.
Just to be clear, despite all the weirdness this is a dating game. I am supposed to find at least some of these birds appealing. But who the fuck does this appeal to?
YES I LOVE PIGEON SPORTS but not enough to actually participate, so I decide to hang out in the first aid tent on the off chance of getting some drugs from the doctor.
Goddamnit!
On the other hand, look at that background. What the hell kind of sports festival is this?
Did I mention that they aren’t allowed to fly? It’s a sports festival at a school that is explicitly for birds and they aren’t allowed to fly. It’s a school run by sadists.
What is it with kerning in these games? I get that the English text is an afterthought but goddamn it pick a font that doesn’t add half-spaces between each letter.
So Tanabata rolls around and it’s time for me to make a wish to leave tied to bamboo because we’re proper japanese birds (and one human disguised poorly as a bird) and we do these festival things up proper. And these are the choices of wish that I get.
Really? I mean, these three options probably correlate to the three birds I have interacted most with. Which means that conquering by force is probably for the shitty racist, artist is probably for the slutty cloaca-blocking jerk, and ruling from the shadows is for the yandere doctor. So I guess ruling from the shadows it is.
But instead of the doctor showing up, my teacher offers to walk me home since the streets are dangerous at night for young girlbirds such as myself.
He did what now
It’s a cave, asshole, and don’t call me Cloaca. You have to earn the right to address me so informally.
blah blah blah 7 mysteries of the school cliche incoming
They keep feather pens in stock at the school store? I told you it was run by sadists. Anyway, I run into the infirmary and catch the doctor and Yuuya having some sort of tense showdown.
Dude it has drama music and everything. Anyway, the doctor is accusing Yuuya of touching the stuff in his desk and Yuuya is denying everything.
Pssh, like I’m gonna lie to cover up for that asshole. So I tell the doctor the whole truth and-
The summer festival begins and I am surprised to see the doctor’s name on the list of people I can invite to join me there. I picked him thinking that there’s no way he would show but low and behold.
So then we have a conversation about how he’s an atheist so he doesn’t think he should go but I explain that most people aren’t there for religious reasons and he agrees to go, with one condition.
Sonofa-
Oh god, that’s actually creepier than the original request. Ewww.
This incarnation of Balls Mahoney might be a girl dressed up in a bird suit to attend bird school for no good reason, but she’s definitely one of the most perceptive incarnations of her.
There was a weird little interlude where I found a student’s id and gave it to the doctor and he was all chuckling evilly and thanking me, but I didn’t screenshot none of it. But that happened. And now it is culture festival time!