Saw this last weekend (my wife and I try to make it to most horror films in the theater). Unfortunately, I was not a fan. There were good of pieces here - they had some decent performers and a cool concept - but they couldn’t fit them together into something watchable. I mean, it’s not Ouija or Annabelle bad, but I think movies that are disappointing are somehow worse in some hard to explain way. Perhaps it’s because I went in to those movies knowing they’d be terrible, but I went into this one with some hope.
The thing that killed it for me was a complete lack of attention to detail. This is hard to explain, but I’ll try. It’s going to seem petty, but I think it added up to something that just left me disengaged.
SPOILERS AHOY
- The lead lives in an apartment over a tattoo shop, and they try to convince us she’s kind of punk. They make a point of showing it. So, as a viewer, you’re thinking a couple of things: Is she one of the artists? Does she have a bunch of tats? Will the tattoo shop somehow come into play? The answer to the first question remains unknown; we never have any idea at all what this character does with her life. The answer to the next questions is no.
- Speaking of punk girl (and her punk boyfriend, who I actually liked a lot), she’s punk and unsuitable as a mom for the kid because she has a couple of Hot Topic band posters on her walls. Again, I’ve known people like this, you’ve known people like this; sure, they buy some of their posters, but half of them are going to be crumpled because they were stolen from club walls, or taken home from a show, or something. No, these are pristine. Also, she never is seen listening to the music she’s plastered her walls with. Okay, she had a bong, but they never show her partying with anyone else.
- Back to punk boyfriend - early in the movie, he drives the lead over to her mom’s place. In a minivan with the TVs on the back of the headrests. Yes, punk, cool boyfriend has a mom-van. I was so confused. It was so weird. Is it actually his mom’s van? We never find out, but that kind of detail is so weird. It either indicates something about the character we’re never told, or indicates a complete lack of attention to detail on the part of the filmmakers.
There’s a lot of stuff like that in the movie. Like, how was the mom functioning at all between the dad’s death and the start of the film? Even a throwaway line like “She fired the housekeeper the other day” or something would have indicated that things were at least functional at some point recently. None of the characters feel real, the situation feels sudden and contrived, and it all just seems like window dressing so they can explain a five minute story over the course of 80 minutes.
Ah well. Maria Bello was good in this. And some of the scares were … interesting (even if not scary). There was one scene that made the whole theater laugh that I’m pretty sure wasn’t supposed to.