1. You Lock The Target

  1. You puts the lotion in the basket

You’re not making any sense, man!

Story of my life?
Empire march or something. Enough cats, play teh music!!one!


My posterior finds this most hospitable.

Brilliant, scharmers.

I freaking love these cat caption pictures. But I lack the wit to create one of my own. Anyone have any suggestions for this particular shot?

“No, kitty, it’s not THAT kind of pussy!”?

How about:
“You WILL convert to the Dark Side. There is NO escape.”

Until I saw those clever photos I always thought he was saying ‘Two you paint the line’, ‘Three you slowly spread the lead’. So this helped me understand the song a little better.

Thousands of cat pictures. On one page, so point your stone-age modems elsewhere.

That should keep you all busy.

Ah, so someone else finally finds the Kattalogen

It’s buttsecks and AFIAK it’s from a 4chan meme.

Double Fail.

“Pick me up before I laser you!”

Psycho Cat is convinced there are mice in your nostrils.

Mesmo Cat commands you “Go forth and bring me tuna, slave!”