Whoa.
http://www.nasa.gov/mpeg/136417main_hurricanes2005_Wide_320x240.mpeg
Who knew Michigan was the hurricane magnet of the north?
I say we blow the place up or move it somewhere else. Having two category 5 storms aimed at me/near me is more than enough for one lifetime. Greenland would be far enough east to move it.
You blame Michigan. I blame the Evil Genius-style ubermagnet I placed beneath the state as part of my world conquest plans.
Tomato, tomatoh.