2005 hurricane season in 2 mins:



Who knew Michigan was the hurricane magnet of the north?

I say we blow the place up or move it somewhere else. Having two category 5 storms aimed at me/near me is more than enough for one lifetime. Greenland would be far enough east to move it.

You blame Michigan. I blame the Evil Genius-style ubermagnet I placed beneath the state as part of my world conquest plans.

Tomato, tomatoh.