2007: USA is FINISHED!

we’re doomed!

That shit ain’t loading, yo.

So what will be our demise? Civil War? Super Volcano? Asteroid? Nuclear War? Oil Shortage? Vegetable Oil Shortage?

edit - Nevermind I got it to load. Processing information and formulating comical response. Please wait…

Tsunami on both coasts.

[www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite%3Fpagename%3DJPost/JPArticle/ShowFull%26cid%3D1111980180248+&hl=en&lr=lang_en]Google](http://64.233.179.104/search?q=cache:nGvy6Hv0ONIJ:[url) cache, though the original link loaded without incident here.

Maybe God’s just protecting you from the truth of your fate, BooTx.

“It would be fair to say that the world would be better off with a US that is not a superpower and that does not take advantage of weak nations than a world where this country does not exist at all,” he added.“The world will certainly lose a lot if and when this disaster occurs because of the great services that American society has rendered to the economy, industry and science.”

Is that props or a dis? I do not speak Muslim extremist.

I believe it is a dis couched in praise. Much like when grand ladies of the south add, “bless your heart,” to anything, it is really an insult that is softened without removing the offending statement.

For example: That boy is as ugly as a dog’s behind, bless his heart.

Also: The US is a blight on the world and should be removed, Allah forgive.

Doncha hate it when woodpeckers act out.

That’s no woodpecker its a
a.terrorist
b.weapon of mass distruction