2017: Whither Democrats?


#2134

and Al Franken is done:

Already admitted. Most people on the left are calling for his immediate resignation. I think not running for re-election is enough, but I’m in the minority on that.


#2135

That’s really disappointing. For all the good work he’s done in the Senate and USO… yeah, maybe he should resign.


#2136

Great legislator, but he’s gotta go. This shit has to stop.


#2137

God damnit.


#2138

At the end of this, it’s gonna end up being where only women are left in the senate.


#2139

I’m down with that.


#2140

Yeah, that sounds pretty damn good to me. Seems like just about all the men are, at best, borderline sociopaths. Let the women have a shot.


#2141

53 Michelle Bachmans because Americans are still terrible and vote for evil.


#2142

We could elect Roy Moore’s wife and Louise Linton as well.


#2143

In the grim far future hellscape of 2018, only Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kellyann Conway are allowed to speak.


#2144

Like, regular speak, or Ace Ventura-esque talking with their vaginas kind of speak?

Trying to parse just how grim this future really is.


#2145

Well, speak was the closest English language word to approximate what happens when either of them opens the cracked, fetid maw of their stitched together skinsuit to allow an eldritch cavalcade of horrific insanity to come spilling out of the infinite dark chaotic dimensions their true forms exist in.


#2146

We live in the bleak future the 80s warned us about. We’ve governed by corporations and wealthy oligarchs, and nothing can save us because all the kids like like Tweetbooking their Instafaces and forgot about rock and roll.


#2147

Not seeing the downside.


#2148

Can I get some ranch for this word salad?


#2149

Just focus on keeping the cheese on your cracker and leave us to our shitposting.


#2150

dying rn


#2151

Controls the purse strings for the biggest Democratic super pac.


#2152

https://twitter.com/MKhan47/status/931208664333144065

How not to answer.


#2153