2019 State of the Union Address


#221

We need a tiny blue dot for Austin please. And send help soon?


#222

Well the conservative candidate told Albertans to “look in the mirror” for where all the oil royalties went. Not a great plan! Also Albertan’s always throw out the government when the oil prices crash.


#223

To be fair, even socialist hellhole Minnesota is one* pocket of civilization and rationality in a sea of redneck garbage. It’s just that there are 1.2 rational folks for every piece of redneck garbage, so things aren’t too out of hand currently.

*well okay Duluth and Rochester, but c’mon.


#224

But surely the majority of white guys in pickup trucks are NOT driving too close to @Dave_Perkins bike? :)


#225

🔍 Hmm, but Dave Perkins sounds like the most common denominator in all these potential collisions and near misses. 🤔


#226

And going by the diagram, Dave Perkins IS a white guy in a truck.

This conspiracy goes all the way to the top!


#227

WITCH HUNT


#228

No one ever asked OBAMA to release his bicycle diary. No combustion!


#229

It’s white pickup trucks all the way down!


#230

I hear you. Salt Lake City is like a liberal gay Mecca within a sea of Mitt Romney.


#231

There is nothing I want less than to take a dip in a sea of Mitt Romney.


#232

I’m trying and failing to envision what this place would look like.


#233

Fabulous?


#234

Then you haven’t been introduced to the Great Salt Lake!


#235

😳😳😳😳😳


#236

Just make sure you are wearing your special underwear when you take that dip.


#237

Regarding the USA chants we discussed earlier in this thread:

How, exactly, did we get to this juncture, where intoning the initials of our country has become such a flash point in American politics? And why did members of Congress sound like a rowdy crowd at a national sporting event?

The lesson may be that chanting “U-S-A” does not lend itself well to irony, but a once-simple refrain has now undoubtedly become weighted with multiple, at times conflicting, political meanings.