2019 State of the Union Address

Ted “loves trucks” Cruz. That beard.

This whole speech is about the wall.

Trump is Aquaman?

Kushner nodding.

This is a thing.

OMG now the Democrats are chanting USA. That… is a bad look. Be Team Adult guys. Don’t go along with his framing.

It’s called “Moron 5,” riffing on the Super Bowl appearance of the Maroon 5 guy.

The “catastrophe” that was NAFTA. This is a thing being said by the President.

It’s Infrastructure Day!

A turtle in headlights.

Man dragging in the little girl - and then bragging about how she had to “raise money” instead of, you know, having it paid for.

But aww she’s so cute (not sarcasm).

He’s… winging it at the end. “Fully rebuild the military”.

Missile defense… omg now he’s talking officially withdrawing from the INF with Russia as a good thing.