1997

Much of Jackson has had zero water pressure for the last week or two. What you’re seeing is probably the result of pipes that have been completely drained and open to the air for the first time in (possibly) decades. I would imagine everyone’s taps will look like that until they get all the lines bled and repressurized.

1998

can’t even

1999

Just remember if your parents ever embarrass you, you could be Angelina Jolie.

2000

Even Newsmax understands, anytime you talk about grace and humility in regards to Trump, you need to use the quotation-mark version of those words.

2001

Oh, yes, the “I’m not racist”
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2002

You guys should have seen what came out of my pipes this morning.

2003

If it’s black, you should sew a doctor, and I’m not being racist here %)

2004

Life comes at you fast. “I’m not racist, but…” is always a good start to a conversation!

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2005

Doctor: I’ll do the sewing around here, son.

2006

Lol. Not fixing that there typo

2007

Ummmm

2008

I quite suspect the post got enough attention to warrant a copyright strike, and also a clear evincing of the intention to misappropriate the entire movie.

2009

Double ummmmmmm

2010

So no actual evidence of cheating or using anal beads to do so, according to the story. It’s just some random troll’s “theory”?

2011

Yeah, that was my take on it. Just a clickbait headline.

2012

Here’s a positive WTF:

Rather than selling the company or taking it public, Mr. Chouinard, his wife and two adult children have transferred their ownership of Patagonia, valued at about $3 billion, to a specially designed set of trusts and nonprofit organizations. They were created to preserve the company’s independence and ensure that all of its profits — some $100 million a year — are used to combat climate change and protect undeveloped land around the globe.

The trust, which will be overseen by members of the family and their closest advisers, is intended to ensure that Patagonia makes good on its commitment to run a socially responsible business and give away its profits. Because the Chouinards donated their shares to a trust, the family will pay about $17.5 million in taxes on the gift.

The Chouinards then donated the other 98 percent of Patagonia, its common shares, to a newly established nonprofit organization called the Holdfast Collective, which will now be the recipient of all the company’s profits and use the funds to combat climate change. Because the Holdfast Collective is a 501(c)(4), which allows it to make unlimited political contributions, the family received no tax benefit for its donation.

2013

“I wish I were big”

2014

I might be interested in a reversed procedure!

2015
2016

Then there’s the pain, which is relentless, ambient. The extension of the nails in his legs stretched the nerves and tissue around the bones—especially the thick, meaty muscles like the hamstrings—to an almost excruciating degree. He couldn’t walk for months. “They fill you with enough painkillers that it’s bearable,” John explains, but his biggest fear was becoming addicted to the drugs, so he weaned himself off the regimen earlier than he should have.

Uhh… no thanks.