Everything is terrible.

I had many conversations over the years with Patrick via Twitter and he was such a great dude.

This is very sad to hear.

Ken’s point here is a lovely one: “Our friendship refuted the idea that modern tech is alienating…” It helps me appreciate all the friends (many of whom I’ve never met face to face) that I’ve made online over the years from AOL chat rooms all the way here to Tom’s place.

The Subaru owner then got out of his car, and Ramsey allegedly started punching him and bit his nose, “ripping the flesh on the tip of the nose,” according to the report.

If you’re going to commit a crime, at least try to keep it consistent with the corporate image.

Those Utah Republicans…

When OnlyFans isn’t the weirdest thing on this list

I have never once eaten at Long John Silvers.

Long John Silver’s then Home Depot And Walmart? That’s strange.

All it takes is a few whales.

Damn. I knew Long John Silver’s served fish. But whales? That has to be illegal.

Nicely done.

Bravo.

I wonder if a lot of respondents are misremembering @John_Many_Jars name.

LJS needs to capitalize on this marketing opportunity with Onlyfans.

“Hungry from your wank?
Try a chicken plank!”

There’s literally zero chance this list is accurate. (Like, we actually know the real numbers from financial statements for some of these. Onlyfans has a GMV of $80 billion, Onlyfans $5 billion.)

What seems to be happening here is that it’s a list of US spending compiled by a tiny credit card company that only very recently expanded there, and this would be even tinier there than the rest of the world. The wtf is that they released this :(

Not only will Ye’ charge parents $15,000 a year for tuition, a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) allegedly needs to be signed.

Rapper Kanye West said he’s never read a book and prefers talking instead.

West said he only reads the first and last sentences of long text messages.

edit: Reddit says he’s lying - his mom was a Fullbright scholar and he was an English major.

#teamtrump

Go Utes! Or Else!

What can I say, we take sports pretty seriously here in Utah. Utah vs BYU every year has us heading to our bomb shelters. It’s either nuclear holocaust or the wrath of God. Perhaps we should heed Wargames and just not play at all!

Still, for many Utahns a threat of nuclear meltdown was probably less scary than the couple of college girls attending the game topless last week. Sure, one might kill you, but the other might damn your eternal soul!

I guess this is what happens when you put a nuclear reactor in your school equipped with a self-detonation button.