God bless us every one!

Yikes - what the hell did Greta Van Sustren do to herself?

It’s the season, nuts need to be cracked.

Does Newsmax have some kind of chin size requirement?

She and her husband are Scientologists

Is that Jay Leno on the right?

Pub crawl, yeah right. If Hollywood has taught me anything, this was a heist gone wrong.

Little too late for Christmas, though. That feels intentional.

No joke, that elicited a “Dear lord, what the fuck?” from me. Which seems like the perfect response to that design.

Nah, see they’re just Texas fans. “Jesus Christ, Go Longhorns!”

Gotta admit, that’s pretty bad-ass. Not as good as “Jesus Saves…and Esposito Scores on the Rebound” that I saw way back when, but good.

I think it’s more, “Jesus Christ Longhorns” after they blow another lead and lose.

I had a shirt that save “Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage”.

Sadly, over use meant that the shirt had to be retired.

Jesus saves, but FSM takes rotating full and incremental backups.

My child, He has provided for you. For with the Internet, all things are possible! (Lo, there are roughly a zillion variants on that line available on t-shirts, just a Google search away.)

This is closer.

Less of a “WTF?” and more of a…

…but I wasn’t sure where else to put this awesome bit of cosmic karma.