Bibles are for thumping, smiting infidels, not to be thumped upon!
With Catholics itās usually being used as a coaster under the beers or to prop up the wobbly corner of the Big Six booth at the festival. ;-)
āCluck Norrisā is the clear winner, though USCās rivals would have a field day with āCock Commanderā.
South Carolina kinda leans into that sort of thing though, they certainly donāt go to any lengths to avoid possible innuendo elsewhere.
Thrag
1862
Cluck Norris is good, probably a better name for a mascot, but I gotta go with Marco Pollo for pun quality.
Now that I actually disabled enough ad blockers to see The Stateās naming poll, Iām not impressed with any of those ideas. And given USCās football program, I vote Albert Ross.
Yeah, I gotta go with Cock Commander.
One year at UGA when South Carolina came to town, we hung a huge banner on one of the dorms saying āBeat those Cocks!ā Sophomoric? Yes, but wellā¦
Of course it had to be done.
My daughter is attending USC now and her roommate works with the football program. USC really goes out of their way to give the other teams leeway to be lewd at USCās expense.
Just a small example: The cheer squad leads the crowd in a fairly standard call-and-response. They say āLetās Go!ā, and then pause for a second or two, then say āCOCKS!ā. The crowd soon starts chanting both the call and response.
Of course on the other side of the stadium, the opposing teamās fans never miss the opportunity to should āSUCK OUR!ā over the call portionā¦ much to the delight of the USC fans.
Iām so sorry for your loss.
(I kid, Iām a Clemson grad though.)
Now, we would always joke about Clemson as ānorth til you smell it, east til you step in itā and talk about IPTAY as āItās Probation Time Again Yāall.ā Also, weād claim Clemson fans all drove tractors to away games, which was kind of silly given that UGA is also a cow college of some repute.
Iād love to hear in the near future Tesla decides to frequently update their door security making this guyās hand not work.
Thrag
1872
I considered putting this under the goose game thread since it would serve as excellent material for sequels.
Insert some joke about cockpits and cockfighting and all.
āGentlemen, there is no fighting in the cockpit!ā
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