At least $3 million went to Ted DiBiase, a retired professional wrestler.

Apparently Mississippi thinks you literally need to just give the Million Dollar Man millions of dollars for existing.

The most offensive part of that schedule is that it’s not in chronological order.

How do you expect to hold the cleavage contest BEFORE the corset fitting?!

Why are they called Renaissance Fairs in particular? To me the Renaissance says Da Vinci and other clever Italians. These things look more medieval.

Someone stole a King Air and is threatening to crash into a local Walmart.

Live track here:

Isn’t this a situation where the USAF scrambles a couple F-16s and shoots the dude down when he’s over an unpopulated area?

Blowing up all aircraft over a populated area is also generally not desirable.

It’s a domestic threat, so I don’t think the military would get involved? Obviously it happens in the movies, but in real life I doubt this would happen.

Now if the guy was threatening to blow up a nuke or perhaps a dirty bomb, that’d be a different scenario. But one disgruntled 29 year old in a twin engine plane is more properly handled by the local authorities.

The thing being, local authorities have no ability to prevent this guy from harming someone. How do they ā€œhandleā€ it? EDIT: Apparently now he’s just circling over a national forest, which if true means the issue doesn’t come up.

I assume the Walmart has been cleared of workers and customers. If he crashes it now it’s just destruction of property and loss of his own life. That’s probably a better outcome than shooting him down.

Yep, the Walmart he was threatening has been closed and evacuated, according to CNN.

Honestly, I have no idea how the locals would ā€œhandle itā€, other than monitoring his location and warning people when he’s in their area. But asking the Air Force to start lobbing missiles at the dude doesn’t seem like the proper response in this particular situation.

Back in 2018 a ramp agent stole a Q400 and lived out his Flight Simulator dreams for about an hour before crashing it. They scrambled F-15s in that instance.

What about the missiles that shoot giant nets so that the plane will be disabled safely?

According to those listening to a Broadcastify stream, he landed in a field and has been taken into custody.

Thank you Wrestling News Pro for the photo.

Those who know, use Wrestling News Pro!

My initial read of this was that someone had wrestled a service called News Pro to acquire a photo.

Admittedly, I haven’t had coffee yet today…

Apparently many are nominally set in the 1600s, which was known as the English Renaissance?

In actual fact, I suspect it’s just because the first/biggest one was called the Renaissance Faire, and that name kinda became a generic.

Maybe it’s supposed to be, uh, a Renaissance of old medieval-style Faires?

In my experience, while of course totally anachronistic in every conceivable way, Renaissance fairs are generally focused on medieval times, which is to say more like the 1200s than the 1600s.

Well, let’s be real here, they aren’t there for historical accuracy. More for boobs, drinking and eating. And there is nothing wrong with that. Like sci-fi conventions aren’t there for for actual science. Just for fun.