1852

I’m drunk on hopium all night, slowly watching this graph flip over the course of the night on prediction markets:

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1853

Come on AZ, surprise me and not be a shit state for once since I’m stuck living here.

1854

Just think how this election would’ve turned out if 1/3 of the nation wasn’t living in an alternate informational reality of engineered ignorance.

1855

So what’s going on with Pa? NYT Says >95% chance Fetterman wins, but it looks quite close.

Is it because most of the outstanding is in urban areas?

1856

NYT says god is dead (and no one cares)

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(I assume a bunch of heavy republican districts haven’t reported in?)

1857

Yes. They’re expecting Fetterman to net over 100k votes from Philadelphia County alone, plus smaller gains in the surrounding area.

1858

@KevinC McMullin looks to be doing pretty good.

Still alot of votes left in Salt Lake City, which is currently going 59/37 to mcmullin.

1859

MSNBC says Republicans will control 219 +/- 13 seats so basically a statistical tie. Because California is so slow to count, we probably won’t know House control for a week.

Edit: I have a new fantasy. Trump goes to campaign for Walker, and gets arrested, for his 2020 electoral crimes.

1860

Dems have to be thrilled and gop depressed. Because they can’t win with trump and his guys.

1861

I’ve been away from the internet for a few hours. How depressed should I be right now?

1862

Less depressed. Maybe even with some hope.

1863

Just for localish take. Late vote is favoring Boebert, but it will be damn close.

My expert analysis is that it is about a 50/50 shot she is out

1864

Those 50/50 shits are rough.

1865

We also have a new district, the 8th, that seems to be following the national trend of over performing towards the Dems. Poor candidate for the Dems there, but hope she can hang on.

1866

Damn phones

1867

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

1868

Great phones. Any post about Boebert has to include the word shit. It is the perfect adjective for her.

1869

Metamucil, my friend.

1870

So at 49.0/49.0 in Ga. with 90% counted you have to imagine it will go to a runoff. Then the next focus is Nevada who hasn’t reported anything.

GOP need to win both of those to get Senate control, Dems need 1.

1871

I feel like you guys aren’t giving Georgia credit, for being brave enough to be the first state to elect a mentally handicapped person to the United States Senate.