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Podcast #336 Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Teaser: This week we got just what we expected! At the 1:28 mark, we dig into a discussion of salvaging in movies.

Date: March 28, 2016

Running Time: 02:33:57

Domestic Box Office Take:$330,360,194

Opening and Closing Song: Is She With You by Hanz zimmer and Junkie XL

Tagline: Which ones more boring?

Tom’s Tagline: No matter who wins, we lose.

Other Tagline: Martha.

2nd Other Tagline: It’s like a Marvel movie, budgetwise

3rd Other Tagline: I saw this in English but it didn’t help.

4th Other Tagline: Lives up to expectations.

IMDB Plot Synopsis changes to a quiz: Which one is a movie?

Christien: Munanski



Over: Deadpool

Under: Iron Man 2


Over: Captain American: Civil War

Under: Freddie vs Jason


Over: Avengers: Age of Ultron

Under: Fantastic Four (2015)

3x3: "scavengers and scavenging " by Dingus starts at 01:27:29.

Tom Chick
3. Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
2. Oblivion

  1. Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

3. Jurassic Park III
2. District 9

  1. Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakensv

Kelly Wand
3. Wall-E
2. The Thing

  1. Gummo

Podcast #337 The Witch

Teaser: Unfortunately, you don’t get movies like The Witch very often. Which is why we spend so long talking about it. But we don’t sink into a discussion of sand until the 1:41 mark.

Date: April 5, 2016

Running Time: 02:52:08

Domestic Box Office Take:$25,138,705

Opening and Closing Song: Civilian by Wye Oak

Tagline: It’s like the Crucible but with a happy ending.

2nd Tagline: Swine over mather.

3rd Tagline: When the movie’s over, head for the hexit.

4th Tagline: It’s like the Crucible but with a happy ending.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0478833 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: Milinski



Over: Meek’s Cutoff

Under: White Ribbon


Over: Martyrs

Under: The Rapture


Over: The Exorcist

Under: The Omen

3x3: “best uses of sand” by Kelly starts at 01:41:03.

Tom Chick
3. Creepshow
2. The Master

  1. Blood Beach

3. Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. Lawrence of Arabia

  1. Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

Kelly Wand
3. One Crazy Summer
2. Blood Beach

  1. Saving Private Ryan

Podcast #338 Zootopia

Teaser: Just because we’re Judy Hopps fans doesn’t necessarily mean we’re Zootopia fans. At the 1:12-mark, we hunker down for this week’s 3×3 about sieges in movies. And don’t miss our friend sinnick’s movie poster.

Date: April 12, 2016

Running Time: 02:44:11

Domestic Box Office Take:$341,268,248

Opening and Closing Song: At the Zoo by Paul Simon

Tagline: It’s like Meet the Feebles but for grown ups.

Another Tagline: The best talking animal movie since The Witch.

3rd Tagline: What do you call a bunny cop’s partner? Hutch.

4th Tagline: It’s so girly I felt like a pedophile just watching.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0471042 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: Mulklenski



Over: The Other Guys

Under: 48 Hours


Over: Robin Hood (1973 Disney Film)

Under: Noah


Over: Tangled

Under: Big Hero 6

3x3: “sieges” by Tom starts at 01:11:38.

Tom Chick
3. Ironclad
2. Straw Dogs

  1. Dawn of the Dead

3. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
2. Zulu

  1. Taps

Kelly Wand
3. Rio Bravo
2. Flesh+Blood

  1. Dredd

Podcast #339 Hardcore Henry

Teaser: This week a bunch of dudes who really know videogames talk about a movie that seems to really know videogames. At the 1:08-mark, we break out into a discussion of broken glass in movies. And don’t miss the latest addition to listener sinnick’s movie poster gallery.

Date: April 18, 2016

Running Time: 02:30:16

Domestic Box Office Take:$9,252,038

Opening and Closing Song: In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel

Tagline: It’s like the Doom movie, but more recent.

2nd Tagline: The best Sharlto Copley resurrected movie since Elysium.

3rd Tagline: It’s like Zootopia, an unlikely partnership, an albino villain who’s making an illicit army, a comically cavalier sidekick, and a protagonist who’s superpower is jumping.

4th Tagline: Seemed confusing until I saw High-Rise

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0079271 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: Liskoski



Over: London Has Fallen

Under: Crank


Over: Kung Fu Hustle

Under: Doom


Over: Shoot 'Em Up

Under: Crank

3x3: “broken glass” by Dingus starts at 01:07:20.

Tom Chick
3. Punch-Drunk Love
2. Interstellar

  1. The Ninth Configuration

3. Mission: Impossible
2. Blade Runner

  1. Constantine

Kelly Wand
3. The Godfather
2. The Lost World: Jurassic Park

  1. Die hard

Podcast #340 The Huntsman: Winter’s War

Teaser: Enjoy a rare three-way split of opinions on this week’s movie. At the 58-minute mark, we regret to inform you that we’re going to have to do a 3X3 about people being fired. And be sure to check out sinnck’s movie posters.

Date: April 25, 2016

Running Time: 02:08:05

Domestic Box Office Take:$48,003,015

Opening and Closing Song: Frosty the Snowman by the Cheeky Monkeys

Tagline: Whatever after.

2nd Tagline: Sitting in for Christin Stewart this time are actors.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0087957 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: Lewinski



Over: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Under: Ladyhawke


Over: Krull

Under: Snow White and the Huntsman/Garbage Pail Kids/Christine/Ever After


Over: Seventh Son

Under: Season of the Witch

3x3: “best firings” by Kelly starts at 00:57:49.

Tom Chick
3. Bad Santa
2. Night Moves

  1. The Thin Red line

3. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
2. Election

  1. Margin Call

Kelly Wand
3. The Survivors
2. Jerry Maguire

  1. Glengarry Glen Ross

Podcast #341 High-Rise

Teaser: Ben Wheatley’s absurd dystopia isn’t for everyone. Including one or more of the people on this podcast. At the 1:05 mark, we get sidetracked by this week’s 3×3 about side characters who are more interesting than main characters. And don’t miss the custom movie posters by listener sinnick!

Date: May 2, 2016

Running Time: 02:24:53

Domestic Box Office Take:$346,472

Opening and Closing Song: SOS by ABBA

Tagline: It’s like Towering Inferno but set in the 70’s.

2nd Tagline: It’s like Lord of the Flies but with a different animal on a stick.

3rd Tagline: It’s about a building.

4th Tagline: It’s like 10 Cloverfield Lane but upwards.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0115964 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: Murskli



Over: The Crazies

Under: Delicatessen


Over: La Dolce Vita

Under: Demon Seed


Over: The Lobster

Under: Maps to the Stars

3x3: “side characters who are more interesting than main characters” by Tom starts at 01:05:18.

Tom Chick
3. Need for Speed
2. Knocked Up

  1. Boyhood

3. Brooklyn
2. Annie Hall

  1. Hudson Hawk

Kelly Wand
3. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
2. Cabin Boy

  1. The Wizard of Oz

Podcast #342 Captain America: Civil War

Teaser: Politics, heroics, franchises, brainwashing, epic battles between god-like entities, whether Stan Lee cameos are annoying! It’s all on this week’s podcast. We really put out backs into this week’s 3×3 about exercise, which starts at the 1:45 mark. And be sure to check out the latest movie posters by listener sinnick!

Date: May 9, 2016

Running Time: 02:53:17

Domestic Box Office Take:$408,084,349

Opening and Closing Song: I Fought the Law by The Clash

Tagline: I like to crack it.

2nd Tagline: Tony did stink.

3rd Tagline: It’s like Batman v Superman but with a script and heroes.

4th Tagline: Takes place in every country but America.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0159365 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: Muklovia



Over: The Avengers

Under: Star Trek (the reboot)


Over: Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Under: The Avengers


Over: Avengers: Age of Ultron

Under: Batman v Superman

3x3: “exercise” by Dingus starts at 01:45:43.

Tom Chick
3. 2001: A Space Odyssey
2. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

  1. Your Friends & Neighbors

3. Bridesmaids
2. A Shock to the System

  1. Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Kelly Wand
3. Alien
2. The Karate Kid

  1. Unbreakable

Podcast #343 The Lobster

Teaser: A comedy starring Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz that you might not think is funny. We’re in textbook “not for everyone” territory here. At the 1:06 point, this week’s 3×3 considers the incendiary topic of people walking away from explosions. And be sure to check out the latest movie posters by listener sinnick!

Date: May 16, 2016

Running Time: 02:01:53

Domestic Box Office Take:$8,700,374

Opening and Closing Song: Steady As She Goes by The Raconteurs

Tagline: It’s like a Charlie Kaufman movie but Irish.

2nd Tagline: Relationships are already dystopian.

3rd Tagline: Compatability means having something in common like wishing you were single.

Quiz: Which character names are in the movie Criminal.

Christien: Mitriski



Over: The One I Love

Under: Never Let Me Go


Over: Human Nature

Under: Defending Your Life


Over: Praise

Under: Modern Romance

3x3: “walks away from explosions” by Kelly starts at 01:05:19.

Tom Chick
3. Syriana
2. No Country for Old Men

  1. The Dark Knight

3. Goldfinger
2. The Dark Knight

  1. X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Kelly Wand
3. Fair Game
2. No Country for Old Men

  1. Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Podcast #344 They Look Like People

Teaser: Only two out of three podcasters like this movie. But we overcome the dissonance at the 1:02 mark by having Britney Spears play us over to this week’s 3×3 of some of our favorite tracks by some of our favorite composers. Huge thanks to listener sinnick for assembling everyone’s picks into a Youtube playlist! And be sure to check out his latest movie posters.

Date: May 24, 2016

Running Time: 02:36:48

Domestic Box Office Take: No US box office.

Opening and Closing Song: A Certain Smile by Johnny Mathis

Tagline: It’s like They Live, but with a longer title.

2nd Tagline: It’s not paranoia if your solopsistic.

3rd Tagline: So that’s why they call them dragon ladies.

4th Tagline: That movie’s interesting.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: They Live Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: Marsklaski



Over: Upstrem Color

Under: Creep


Over: Take Shelter

Under: Disturbing Behavior


Over: Take Shelter

Under: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978 version)

3x3: “favorite composers” by Tom starts at 01:01:29.

Tom Chick
3. Jaws
2. Fargo

  1. Wind Chill

3. The English Patient
2. Miller’s Crossing

  1. Requiem for a Dream

Kelly Wand
3. Talons of the Eagle
2. Silent Rage

  1. The Shining

Podcast #345 X-Men: Apocalypse

Teaser: You know it’s summer when there are this many comic book movies in a row. This week’s 3×3 begins in the middle of next week’s podcast, so tune in then to hear our favorite scenes in hardware stores.

Date: May 30, 2016

Running Time: 01:20:38

Domestic Box Office Take:$155,442,489

Opening and Closing Song: Ooh Child by The Five Stairsteps

Tagline: I Didn’t think a minor Kinberg was possible.

2nd Tagline: I agree with Stan Lee’s cameo.

3rd Tagline: Put the meh back in M-Men.

4th Tagline: At least Zack Snyder made me laugh.

5th Tagline: Sophie Turner makes me rise again.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0085764 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: Murawski



Over: X-Men: Days of Future Past

Under: Avengers: Age of Ultron


Over: X-Men: The Last Stand

Under: Disturbing Behavior

No 3x3

Podcast #346 The Nice Guys

Teaser: Shane Black follows his stint with Marvel Comics’ Iron Man by making another comic detective pulp neo-noir with an unlikely pair of lead actors. How does it hold up next to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? At the 59-minute mark, we hammer on the topic of hardware store scenes in movies.

Date: June 5, 2016

Running Time: 02:10:07

Domestic Box Office Take:$36,261,763

Opening and Closing Song: Misty Mountain Hop by Led Zeppelin

Tagline: It’s like The Goonies but with a fat kid.

2nd Tagline: Finally a Shane Black movie about a murdered prostitute.

3rd Tagline: It’s a meet shoot.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0093560 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: Mukrawski



O: Bound

U: Inherent Vice


O: Pineapple Express

U: Chinatown


O: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

U: Lethal Weapon

3x3: “hardware stores” by Dingus starts at 00:58:12.

Tom Chick
3. They Look Like People
2. The Equalizer

  1. Red, White & Blue

3. Garden State
2. Shallow Grave

  1. The Mosquito Coast

Kelly Wand
3. Final Destination 3
2. Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey

  1. 50 Shades of Grey

Podcast #347 Warcraft

Teaser: Well, finally someone made another movie based on a videogame and it’s a big big hit. In other countries. At the 1:30 mark, we’ve got spirit, yes we do, we’ve got spirit, how about our 3×3 of cheerleaders?

Date: June 14, 2016

Running Time: 02:38:07

Domestic Box Office Take:$47,225,655

Opening and Closing Song: Legend of Zelda Original Theme by Kōji Kondō

Tagline: Uhh, wow.

2nd Tagline: Craft not included.

3rd Tagline: It’s like Dungeons & Dragons but with dice.

4th Tagline: Worst thing to happen to Blizzard since Irvine.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0190374 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: Murlawkski



O: Bionicle: The Legend Reborn

U: Battleship


O: Dungeons & Dragons

U: Doom


O: Max Payne

U: Prince of Persia

3x3: “cheerleaders” by Kelly starts at 01:30:20.

Tom Chick
3. 21 & Over
2. Home Sweet Home

  1. Jennifer’s Body

3. The Faculty
2. Love and Death

  1. A History of Violence

Kelly Wand
3. Fast Times at Ridgemont High
2. Bring It On: All or Nothing

  1. Zapped!

Podcast #348 Embrace of the Serpent

Teaser: A black and white foreign movie that’s over two hours long? Who among us is such a base philistine that he can’t appreciate this best foreign film nominee from Columbia? At the 1:11 mark, we look into cool eyeglasses in movies.

Date: June 21, 2016

Running Time: 02:06:44

Domestic Box Office Take:$1,329,249

Opening and Closing Song: Here I Go Again by White Snake

Tagline: This spring breaks about to get hotter.

2nd Tagline: Stoniest jungle movie about race relations I’ve seen since Warcraft.

3rd Tagline: Caduceus ex-machina

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0104839 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: Marskliski



Over: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Under: Mosquito Coast


Over: Koyaanisqatsi

Under: Anaconda


Over: Magic Magic

Under: Medicine Man

3x3: “eyeglasses” by Tom starts at 01:11:08.

Tom Chick
3. Straw Dogs
2. V/H/S

  1. Sauna

3. Spider-Man
2. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

  1. Rushmore

Kelly Wand
3. Superman
2. The Godfather: Part II

  1. The Conversation

Podcast #349 The Neon Demon

Teaser: This week we get to watch a movie that’s totally not for Dingus! At the 1:18-mark, we sally forth into a discussion of movie battlefields.

Date: June 28, 2016

Running Time: 02:30:20

Domestic Box Office Take:$1,333,124

Opening and Closing Song: The Island Song by U.S. Girls

Tagline: Lesbian necrophilia seemed hotter in my imagination.

2nd Tagline: It’s like David Lynch, but slower.

3rd Tagline: Cosmeterrifying.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: This week it was a contest: Which Fanning is this?

Christien: Mulongski

Response: My name’s Bean.



Over: Somewhere

Under: Enter the Void


Over: Mulholland Drive

Under: Looker


Over: Under the Skin

Under: Star 80

3x3: “favourite battlefields” by Dingus starts at 01:17:47.

Tom Chick
3. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
2. King Arthur

  1. 13 Hours

3. Gettysburg
2. Edge of Tomorrow

  1. Henry V

Kelly Wand
3. Gladiator
2. Kagemusha

  1. The Thin Red Line

Podcast #350 Independence Day: Resurgence

Teaser: After only 20 years, Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin from Independence Day come back to Earth to destroy more stuff, and this time, they’ve brought Liam Hemsworth! At the 1:11-mark, we spin the wheel of decision for this week’s 3×3.

Date: July 4, 2016

Running Time: 02:09:02

Domestic Box Office Take:$103,144,286

Opening and Closing Song: Around the World by Daft Punk

Tagline: Warning: Word resurgence not in actual film.

2nd Tagline: Most suspenseful school bus climax since Dark Knight Rises

3rd Tagline: Jeff Goldblum running from CG. Now with less.

4th Tagline: Guest starring Bill Pullman as Randy Quaid.

5th Tagline: Available on video by the fourth of July.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0091276 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: Mularky

Response: Or the spotted orchid.



Over: Iron Sky

Under: Skyline


Over: District 9

Under: Battle Los Angeles


Over: Jurassic World

Under: Independents’ Day

3x3: “wheels of decisions” by Kelly starts at 01:13:15.

Tom Chick
3. Maximum Overdrive
2. Herbie Goes Bananas

  1. Heat Vision and Jack

3. Meek’s Cutoff
2. Drive

  1. Locke

Kelly Wand
3. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
2. Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

  1. Zapped!

Podcast #351 Now You See Me 2

Teaser: Just in case you had any questions after the original Now You See Me, here’s a sequel. At the 1:39 mark, we register for a discussion about getting firearms in movies.

Date: July 12, 2016

Running Time: 02:56:41

Domestic Box Office Take:$65,075,540

Opening and Closing Song: Magic by Pilot

Tagline: It’s Magician’s 11, but without the charisma.

Tom’s Tagline: Ocean’s 4 1/2.

2nd Tagline: It’s half the cast of Zombieland vs both the Dark Knight’s butlers.

3rd Tagline: Guest starring Woody Harrelson as Lex Luthor.

4th Tagline: It’s like the Prestige but with Michael Caine.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0113243 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: Martslisdoski

Response: I’m the new podcaster! I’m the woman podcaster! Whooo!



Over: Get Shorty

Under: Tower Heist


Over: Sleuth (1972)

Under: Ocean’s 12


Over: Saw

Under: The Game

3x3: “acquiring firearms” by Tom starts at 01:38:32.

Tom Chick
3. Taxi Driver
2. The Rover

  1. Blue Ruin

3. Harsh Times
2. The Guest

  1. Blue Ruin

Kelly Wand
3. Sharky’s Machine
2. The Terminator

  1. The Guest

Podcast #352 Green Room

Teaser: Two Blue Ruin fans and Kellywand talk about Jeremy Saulnier’s latest movie. At the 1:19 mark, take our hand and join us for this week’s 3×3.

Date: July 18, 2016

Running Time: 02:19:46

Domestic Box Office Take:$3,220,371

Opening Song: Nazi Punks F**k Off by Dead Kennedys

Closing Song: Borderline by Madonna

Tagline: You’ll forget that Patrick Stewart wasn’t the X-Man in Apt Pupil.

2nd Tagline: It’s like Star Trek: Generations but with a dumb ending.

3rd Tagline: Finally a movie that captures at feature length the feeling of waiting off stage.

4th Tagline: It’s like Panic Room except for the first word.

5th Tagline: I’m only partial to mobile phone game Nazi’s but they are partial to their dogs.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: 3 quiz questions

Christien: Marskli

Response: I’d like to be known as Tadpole.



Over: Control

Under: The Killing Room


Over: Assault on Precinct 13

Under: Return of the Living Dead


Over: The Road Warrior

Under: Wolf Creek

3x3: “grab my hand” by Dingus starts at 01:18:23.

Tom Chick
3. Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
2. Jaws

  1. Cliffhanger

3. Iron Man 3
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

  1. Guardians of the Galaxy

Kelly Wand
3. Jaws
2. Beverly Hills Cop III

  1. Cliffhanger

Podcast #353 Star Trek: Beyond

Teaser: You can tell how strongly some of us feel about this movie by the fact that we don’t get to the 3×3 until the 1:45 mark. Then we adjust our mics to do a 3×3 on microphone scenes.

Date: July 23, 2016

Running Time: 02:39:26

Domestic Box Office Take:$158,848,340

Opening Song: Star Trek Theme

Closing Song: Sabotage by The Beastie Boys

Tagline: Blast and the nerdiest.

2nd Tagline: Finally Simon Pegg plays a bumbler tech guy with an accent.

3rd Tagline: This ain’t your great grandma’s Yorktown.

4th Tagline: Current number in a row of Star Trek movie plots that I’ve been able to follow: -13

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0082431 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Christien: McKlenski

Response: Don’t worry about it. Just call me Mr. Sensitive.



Over: Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Under: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes


Over: Flash Gordon

Under: Serenity


Over: Guardians of the Galaxy

Under: Transformers: Age of Extinction

3x3: “best microphone scenes” by Kelly starts at 01:45:04.

Tom Chick
3. The Naked Gun
2. The Road Warrior

  1. The Conversation

3. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
2. The King’s Speech

  1. Grosse Pointe Blank

Kelly Wand
3. Bridesmaids
2. Election

  1. The Conversation