3x3's, Music, Teasers, Taglines and a little bit (in the future) more

Podcast #380 Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

Teaser: Sixth time’s not a charm. At the 59-minute mark, we get comfortable in a 3×3 about death beds.

Date: January 30, 2017

Running Time: 02:25:36

Domestic Box Office Take: $26,830,068

Opening and Closing Song: The Final Countdown by Europe

Tagline: It’s like Friday the 13th The Final Chapter except in this one the main character carries a long knife.

2nd Tagline: It’s like Underworld but with a pale brunette woman in black leather.

3rd Tagline: Finally a sixth title that taps into our fear of evil owning property.

4th Tagline: His best since Magnolia.

Christien: McKlaski

Response: In our trinity of bitches I think I’m the Jesus.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Resident Evil: Afterlife (not sure about this one)

Under: World War Z

Kelly:

Over: Fifth Element

Under: The Fourth Kind

Tom:

Over: Resident Evil: Afterlife

Under: Any Underworld movie

3x3: “deathbeds and death beds” by Kelly starts at 00:58:15.

Tom Chick
3. A Nightmare on Elm Street
2. Deathbed

  1. Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

Dingus
3. Se7en
2. 28 Days Later

  1. Star Wars; Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Kelly Wand
3. Citizen Kane
2. 2001: A Space Odyssey

  1. Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

Podcast #381 Split

Teaser: We are all united on our opinion of the latest movie from the director of After Earth! At the 1:27 mark, we nose our way into a discussion of smells in movies.

Date: February 6, 2017

Running Time: 02:32:07

Domestic Box Office Take:$138,141,585

Opening and Closing Song: The Twist by Chubby Checker

Tagline: Bruce Willis plays a ghost in it.

2nd Tagline: It’s like Cloverfield Lane but with a brunette heroine whose toughened by her experiences.

3rd Tagline: McAvoy and the Beast, together again but this time one’s not Frasier.

4th Tagline: It’s like identity but without the hotel parts.

5th Tagline: His best since Magnolia.

Christien: Molenski

Response: Tom, you have the power to say Christien’s full name.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Unbreakable

Under: Suicide Squad

Kelly:

Over: The Sixth Sense

Under: Signs

Tom:

Over: Session 9

Under: Raising Cain

3x3: “favorite representations of smells” by Dingus starts at 01:26:48.

Tom Chick
3. Reeker
2. Rosemary’s Baby

  1. Apocalypse Now

Dingus
3. Goodfellas
2. French Kiss

  1. The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Kelly Wand
3. Austin Powers in Goldmember
2. Fargo

  1. Reeker

Podcast #382 The Founder

Teaser: We ordered an intriguing story about fast food, capitalism, and betrayal. But we got this movie instead. At the 1:03 mark, we issue an executive order for Donald Trump to watch these movies.

Date: February 13, 2017

Running Time: 01:41:56

Domestic Box Office Take:$12,786,053

Opening Song: You Deserve a Break Today - McDonald’s jingle

Closing Song: Another McDonald’s jingle that I couldn’t find online.

Tagline: That’s some real dick magic right there.

2nd Tagline: It’s like a Jack in the Box biopic but with a different clown

3rd Tagaline: It’s like Joy but about a product that’s inedible.

4th Tagline: His best since Magnolia.

Christien: Murkowski

Response: I’d like to be known as Dick Magic.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: The Social Network

Under: The Blind Side

Kelly:

Over: The Social Network

Under: The Wolf of Wall Street

Tom:

Over: Fast Food Nation

Under: Super Size Me

3x3: “Making Trump Watch Three Movies” by Tom starts at 01:03:48.

Tom Chick
3. Logistics
2. Modern Times Forever

  1. Cinématon

Dingus
3. Titus
2. Dave

  1. Idiocracy

Kelly Wand
3. Being There
2. American Psycho

  1. Quest for Fire

Podcast #383 John Wick: Chapter 2

Teaser: We are a house divided on the John Wick sequel. At the 1:23 mark, we lock ourselves into a discussion of dungeons in movies. Yep, dungeons in movies.

Date: February 21, 2017

Running Time: 02:31:43

Domestic Box Office Take:$92,029,184

Opening and Closing Song: Be Our Guest - sung by Angela Lansbury and Jerry Orbach

Tagline: His candle doesn’t just burn at both ends. It fucks up the whole cake.

2nd Tagline: This may be chapter two, but the amount of bullets that John Wick shoots is also higher than one.

3rd Tagline: His last name may sound like weak but it’s spelled with a different vowel.

4th Tagline: This time the Merovingian’s Italian.

5th Taglien: I don’t think the guards realized their in a movie called John Wick: Chapter Two.

6th Tagline: His best since Chain Reaction.

Christien: Murkowski

Response: You can just call me the Sommelier.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Captain America: Winter Soldier

Under: Split

Kelly:

Over: Payback

Under: Wanted

Tom:

Over: John Wick

Under: Smokey and the Bandit

3x3: “favorite dungeons in movies” by Kelly starts at 01:23:19.

Tom Chick
3. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2. The Fountain

  1. The Woman

Dingus
3. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
2. Thor: The Dark World

  1. Martyrs

Kelly Wand
3. Life of Brian
2. The Prisoner of Zenda

  1. The Cabin in the Woods

Podcast #384 The Legon Batman Movie

Teaser: It’s like The Lego Movie, but with another layer of licensing! At the 57-minute mark, each of the three of us picks three three-point landings from movies.

Date: February 28, 2017

Running Time: 02:02:56

Domestic Box Office Take:$175,750,384

Opening and Closing Song: Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson

Tagline: I guess you could say Batman’s a block parent.

2nd Tagline: His best since Dawn of Justice.

Christien: Markowski

Response: I would like to be known as Calendar Man.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Suicide Squad

Under: Dark Knight Rises

Kelly:

Over: Toy Story 2

Under: The Lego Movie

Tom:

Over: Dark Knight Rises

Under: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

3x3: “three-point landings” by Dingus starts at 00:56:52.

Tom Chick
3. Deadpool
2. The Matrix

  1. Sucker Punch

Dingus
3. The Matrix
2. The Avengers

  1. Guardians of the Galaxy

Kelly Wand
3. The Matrix or The Matrix Revolutions…who can say?
2. Man of Steel

  1. War of the Worlds

Podcast #385 Logan

Teaser: We gush about this movie like the arterial spray from a henchman’s slashed neck! We finally take a break at the 1:38 mark for an overview of our favorite overhead shots in movies.

Date: March 6, 2017

Running Time: 02:38:12

Domestic Box Office Take:$226,277,068

Opening and Closing Song: Is She With You? by Hans Zimmer and Junkie XL

Tagline: The most R Rated Hugh Jackman superhero movie since Chappie.

2nd Tagline: Bad news Trump voters, the new Wolverine’s not from Canada.

3rd Tagline: It’s like Deadpool, but without jokes.

4th Tagline: Comicbooks are fake news.

5th Tagline: His best since Withnail & I.

Christien: Murkowski

Response: I’m a nonagenarian actually.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: I Am Legend

Under: Morgan

Kelly:

Over: Deadpool

Under: The Punisher (Thomas Jane one)

Tom:

Over: Dark Knight

Under: Deadpool

3x3: “favorite overhead shots” by Tom starts at 01:33:25.

Tom Chick
3. The Fountain
2. Jaws

  1. La La Land

Dingus
3. Jurassic Park
2. 28 Days Later

  1. The Untouchables

Kelly Wand
3. Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
2. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

  1. The Shining

Podcast #386 Kong: Skull Island

Teaser: We go over all the submissions for the 2017 Make Us Watch Whatever You Want Fund Drive starting at the 1:45 mark, but first we had to talk about that King Kong movie they just made. At the 1:06-mark, Kellywand makes us talk about erections in movies.

Date: March 13, 2017

Running Time: 02:05:03

Domestic Box Office Take:$168,052,812

Opening and Closing Song: I’ll Tumble For You by Culture Club

Tagline: Sorry Brie, Kong’s not into brunettes.

2nd Tagline: Finally a King Kong movie that’s cannon.

3rd Tagline: I have had it with these motherfuckin’ skulls on this motherfuckin’ island

4th Tagline: I think they got the wrong Jackson.

Christien: Murklosi

Response: I would like to be referred to as Dear Billy.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Signs

Under: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Kelly:

Over: King Kong (any of them)

Under: Jurassic World

Tom:

Over: The Lost Continent

Under: Bermuda Tentacles

3x3: “erections in movies” by Kelly starts at 01:06:01.

Tom Chick
3. A Clockwork Orange
2. Blood Beach

  1. Intimacy

Dingus
3. Trainwreck
2. Top Secret!

  1. The Avengers

Kelly Wand
3. Skin Deep
2. History of the World: Part I

  1. The Man with Two Brains

Podcast #387 Redline

Teaser: We watch the winner of this year’s Make Us Watch Whatever You Want Fund Drive! Or do we? At the 1:11-mark, we touch on a few of our favorite moments of contact in movies.

Date: March 20, 2017

Running Time: 02:13:07

Domestic Box Office Take: No domestic box office take.

Opening and Closing Song: The Distance by Cake

Tagline: It’s like Cannonball Run but without Sinatra.

2nd Tagline: So that’s why his name’s Funky Boy

3rd Tagline: It’s anime.

4th Tagline: Whoever wins we all eat Thai.

Christien: Murkloski

Response: It’s Cherry Boy Hunter Christien Murkloski.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Days of Thunder

Under: Speed Racer

Kelly:

Over: Akira

Under: Speed Racer

Tom:

Over: Mad Max: Fury Road

Under: Speed Racer

3x3: “favorite touches (non-sexual/violent)” by Dingus starts at 01:10:12.

Tom Chick
3. Time Bandits
2. La La Land

  1. Raw

Dingus
3. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
2. Aliens

  1. Moonlight

Kelly Wand
3. Living in Oblivion
2. Wholly Moses!

  1. 2001: A Space Odyssey

Podcast #388 Life

Teaser: Some people think a floppy space octopus isn’t a good monster for a horror movie. You’ll find some of them on this podcast!

Date: March 28. 2017

Running Time: 01:07:31

Domestic Box Office Take: $30,234,022

Opening and Closing Song: The Attack of the Giant Ants by Blondie

Tagline: If you thought Prometheus was good, you’re an idiot.

2nd Tagline: It’s like Species but without tits.

3rd Tagline: It’s like Gravity but with Gravity.

4th Tagline: It’s like Darkstar but as a comedy.

5th Tagline: Finally a movie that taps into my fear of kelp.

6th Tagline: The first combination of Ryan Reynolds, aliens, and CG since Green Lantern.

Christien: Murawski

Response would have been: You can call me Hobbs.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Pandorum

Under: Event Horizon

Kelly:

Over: Alien

Under: Species II

Tom:

Over: Gravity

Under: Europa Report

No 3x3

Podcast #389 Ghost in the Shell

Teaser: Classic anime, but not as a cartoon, and starring Scarlett Johansson, and directed by the guy who did the first Snow White movie that we liked! What could go wrong? At the 1:15 mark, against all odds, we do a 3×3 of come-from-behind victories.

Date: April 3, 2017

Running Time: 02:41:59

Domestic Box Office Take: $40,563,557

Opening and Closing Song: Jeepers Creepers by Harry Warren and Johnny Mercer

Tagline: A short circuit you can jerk off to.

2nd Tagline: She’s like Black Widow but taupe and a virgin

3rd Tagline: It’s like Blade Runner if Pris was the was the heroine.

4th Tagline: It’s like Under the Skin but with a Wild Wild West third act.

5th Tagline: This time, Scarlett faces only one eight legged freak.

Christien: Murkowski

Response: My name is Major Murkowski and I give consent to delete this podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Robocop (the remake)

Under: Highlander II: The Quickening

Kelly:

Over: Under the Skin

Under: Cyborg

Tom:

Over: Ultraviolet

Under: All the Underworld movies.

3x3: “come-from-behind movies” by Tom starts at 01:14:51.

Tom Chick
3. Rob Roy
2. 8 Mile

  1. The Candidate

Dingus
3. The Incredibles
2. Hoosiers

  1. The Natural

Kelly Wand
3. Teen Wolf
2. Fast Break

  1. Rocky

Podcast #390 Rock & Rule

Teaser: This week we watch the other winner of the 2017 Make Us Watch Whatever You Want Fundraiser. It’s a 1983 Canadian animated rock fable for adults that was never even released! Let’s see how that turned out. At the 1:13, the podcast drops precipitously into a discussion of falling chandeliers.

Date: April 11, 2017

Running Time: 02:14:17

Domestic Box Office Take: $30,379

Opening Song: The Tide Is High by Blondie

Closing Song: Message In A Bottle by The Police

Tagline: Makes Redline look like Proust.

President of the United States Tagline: It’s like A Star is Born but with a blonde dog in the title role.

3rd Tagline: It’s like Manchest by the Sea but if it was just about the kid’s band.

4th Tagline: It’s like a Bakshi movie but uneven.

5th Tagline: It’s like Pitch Perfect except that I’ve seen it.

6th Tagline (for last week): Scar-Jo cop.

Christien: Murkowski

Response: Kellywand did you tell him I was Murkowski? Then why does he keep calling me Murkowski?

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Under: Penguins of Madagascar

Kelly:

Over: Wizards

Under: Cool World

Tom:

Over: Heavy Metal

Under: The Uncle Mikey Show (the tv show in the movie)

3x3: “falling chandeliers” by Kelly starts at 01:13:47.

Tom Chick
3. The Phantom of the Opera
2. Paranormal Activity 4

  1. Melancholia

Dingus
3. Ghostbusters
2. Frozen

  1. Hudson Hawk

Kelly Wand
3. Die Another Day
2. Ghostbusters

  1. From Dusk Till Dawn

Podcast #391 The Fate of the Furious

Teaser: Is eight enough? One of us kind of thinks so. The rest of us had a grand ol’ time. At the 1:26 mark, we run the numbers on our favorite measurements in movies.

Date: April 17, 2017

Running Time: 02:40:43

Domestic Box Office Take: $226,008,385

Opening Song: La Charanga by Grupo Cubanissimo

Closing Song: Son De La Loma by Grupo Cubanissimo

Tagline: Eight is enough

2nd Tagline: It’s like Redline but dumb.

3rd Tagline: It’s like Boss Baby but with bald characters.

4th Tagline: It’s like xXx, if he had a bigger budget.

5th Tagline: Just wait for the opsis, alright.

Christien: Molenski

Response: Y’all can just refer to me as Shrinkage.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Serenity

Under: Red

Kelly:

Over: Fast Five

Under: Smokey and the Bandit Part 3

Tom:

Over: The Avengers

Under: The Expendables

3x3: “favorite measurements” by Dingus starts at 01:26:15.

Tom Chick
3. Armageddon
2. Cop Car

  1. Jaws

Dingus
3. Furious 7
2. The Natural

  1. Hoosiers

Kelly Wand
3. This Is Spinal Tap
2. Jaws

  1. Used Cars

Podcast #392 Free Fire

Teaser: On this week’s “Aren’t Ben Wheatley and Amy Jump Frickin’ Awesome?” podcast, we discuss the movie Free Fire. At the 1:24, we stop pointing our guns at each other to discuss Mexican standoffs.

Date: April 24, 2017

Running Time: 02:57:04

Domestic Box Office Take: $1,799,312

Opening Song: The Guns Of Brixton by The Clash

Closing Song: Wildfire by Michael Martin Murphey

Tagline: Finally a movie where Brie Larson’s in the 70’s

2nd Tagline: So that’s why they call it a rain cheque.

3rd Tagline: It’s like a Tarantino movie but without the monologues.

4th Tagline: Don’t judge sexpests by our worst specimens.

5th Tagline: It’s like Captain America: Civil War but with the ending I wish Civil War would have had.

Christien: Mulkowski

Response: I’m IIFTP: In It For The Podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: The Nice Guys

Under: American Hustle

Kelly:

Over: Reservoir Dogs

Under: Seven Psychopaths

Tom:

Over: The Rover

Under: Trespass

3x3: “Mexican standoffs” by Tom starts at 01:23:52.

Tom Chick
3. Repo Man
2. Inglourious Basterds

  1. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Dingus
3. The Untouchables
2. Fail-Safe

  1. Reservoir Dogs

Kelly Wand
3. True Romance
2. Face/Off

  1. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Podcast #393 The Girl with All the Gifts

Teaser: You know how some titles don’t really tell you anything about a movie? What genre it’s in, what sort of tone it will have, what it’s even about? More movies should do that. At the 1:22, this week’s 3×3 about flying cars takes off.

Date: May 2, 2017

Running Time: 02:25:14

Domestic Box Office Take: No domestic box office take listed.

Opening Song: Black and White by Three Dog Night

Closing Song: Heavy Metal by Sammy Hagar

Tagline: What kind of sick monster doesn’t bite Gemma Arterton first?

2nd Tagline: How do you entice black people to follow you into the dark? Hold out a rat and hiss craftily.

3rd Tagline: I guess she’s a dog pers- Nope!

Christien: Mitchtrubiski

Response: Doctor Chick, what, what am I?

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Phase 7

Under: Morgan

Kelly:

Over: Wormwood: Road of the Dead

Under: I am Legend

Tom:

Over: Nina Forever

Under: Colin

3x3: “best flying cars” by Kelly starts at 01:22:21.

Tom Chick
3. Transformers: Age of Extinction
2. Blade Runner

  1. Repo Man

Dingus
3. The A-Team
2. Furious 7

  1. The Incredibles

Kelly Wand
3. The Blues Brothers
2. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

  1. Back to the Future

Podcast #394 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Teaser: Do Guardians of the Galaxy get better as they progress, like Iron Mans, or do they get worse, like Avengers? At the 1:32, we play around with a discussion of toys in movies.

Date: May 8, 2017

Running Time: 02:59:43

Domestic Box Office Take: $389,813,101

Opening and Closing Song: Ain’t No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell

Tagline: Finally a movie where Vin Diesel’s character’s wooden.

2nd Tagline: It’s like Guardians of the Galaxy.

3rd Tagline: It’s like Green Lantern but profitable.

Christien: Murtawski

Response: You can just call me The One Inch Man.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Man of Steel

Under: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Kelly:

Over: Guardians of the Galaxy

Under: Avengers: Age of Ultron

Tom:

Over: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Under: October Sky

3x3: “favorite toys” by Dingus starts at 01:32:02.

Tom Chick
3. Magic
2. Close Encounters of the Third Kind

  1. Interstellar

Dingus
3. Dances with Wolves
2. Guardians of the Galaxy

  1. Ant-Man

Kelly Wand
3. The Toy
2. Poltergeist

  1. Aliens

Podcast #395 Snatched

Teaser: What we saw this week instead of the King Arthur movie that bombed. At the :59 mark, we toss around some of our favorite throw-and-catch scenes in movies.

Date: May 15, 2017

Running Time: 02:14:55

Domestic Box Office Take: $45,852,178

Opening and Closing Song: Ain’t Your Mama by Jennifer Lopez

Tagline: Take that King Arthur.

2nd Tagline: Goldie Ha-ostel

3rd Tagline: It’s not like Captain Ron enough.

Christien: Mitawski

Response: Wow, you jumped to the C-word pretty fast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Sisters

Under: Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising

Kelly:

Over: Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion

Under: Outrageous Fortune

Tom:

Over: Hot Pursuit

Under: Bad Moms

3x3: “favorite throw-and-catch” by Tom starts at 00:58:39.

Tom Chick
3. Excalibur
2. Muriel’s Wedding

  1. Big Trouble in Little China

Dingus
3. The Breakfast Club
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier

  1. The Untouchables

Kelly Wand
3. Total Recall
2. Big Trouble in Little China

  1. Bad News Bears

Podcast #396 Alien: Covenant

Teaser: It takes a long time to talk about how bad this movie is. Which is why this week’s 3×3 about car horns doesn’t start blaring until the 1:29 mark.

Date: May 22, 2017

Running Time: 03:03:54

Domestic Box Office Take: $74,262,031

Opening and Closing Song: Zamfir Pan Flute commercial

Tagline: Take that, Alien: Ressurection.

2nd Tagline: It’s like Prometheus but with dumb characters.

3rd Tagline: It’s like what Blade Runner 2 will probably be, but with androids.

4th Tagline: Frano’s best since Now You See Me 2.

Christien: Murtowski

Response: Hold on, let me look at some statues. I’d rather be Venus de Milo.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Oblivion

Under: Event Horizon

Kelly:

Over: Dark Star

Under: Event Horizon

Tom:

Over: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem

Under: Prometheus

3x3: “horns in vehicles” by Kelly starts at 01:28:21.

Tom Chick
3. War of the Worlds
2. The Car

  1. La La Land

Dingus
3. When Harry Met Sally
2. Ant-Man

  1. The Blues Brothers

Kelly Wand
3. Jeepers Creepers
2. The Car

  1. Wrongfully Accused

Podcast #397 The Survivalist

Teaser: How about a little indie post-apocalypse as an alternative to the summer blockbusters? The address of our 3×3 discussion of movie addresses is the 1:22 mark of this week’s podcast.

Date: May 30, 2017

Running Time: 02:38:24

Domestic Box Office Take: No domestic box office take.

Opening and Closing Song: One by Aimee Mann

Tagline: My favorite grandma since The Visit.

2nd Tagline: Finally a post-apocalypse movie about Australians.

3rd Tagline: The first 10 minutes are like the 10 years of Alien: Covenant where Fassbender growing weed and listening to John Denver.

Christien: Miltinski

Response: Not gonna actually say anything for the first 17 minutes of this podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Z for Zachariah

Under: The Book of Eli

Kelly:

Over: The Rover

Under: The Divide

Tom:

Over: Z for Zachariah

Under: A Boy and His Dog

3x3: “favorite addresses” by Dingus starts at 01:21:57.

Tom Chick
3. Cherry Tree Lane (2010)
2. London Boulevard

  1. Fight Club

Dingus
3. Amelie
2. The Big Sleep

  1. The Untouchables

Kelly Wand
3. 22 Jump Street
2. The Amityville Horror (1979)

  1. Fight Club

Podcast #398 War Machine

Teaser: You didn’t watch this for our sake, did you? We would feel awful about that. At the 1:24 mark, we unmask our favorite face reveals.

Date: June 5, 2017

Running Time: 02:52:24

Domestic Box Office Take: No domestic box office take.

Opening and Closing Song: Poker Face by Lady Gaga

Tagline: Finally a movie about white people’s problems in Afghanistan.

2nd Tagline: The kid from We’re the Miller’s doens’t get laid in this either.

3rd Tagline: Tilly’s best since Bride of Chucky.

Christien: Molenski

Response: I’d correct you but I question my sense of self.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Constantine

Under: Michael Clayton

Kelly:

Over: Patton

Under: Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

Tom:

Over: Sand Castle

Under: Monsters: Dark Continent

3x3: “favorite face reveals” by Tom starts at 01:23:48.

Tom Chick
3. Oblivion
2. The Bourne Supremacy

  1. Don’t Look Now

Dingus
3. Beetlejuice
2. The Third Man

  1. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Kelly Wand
3. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
2. Airplane

  1. The Crying Game

Podcast #399 The Mummy

Teaser: If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of Universal’s new franchise unraveling. At the 1:18, the podcast collides with a discussion of things that have been hit by cars.

Date: June 12, 2017

Running Time: 02:20:28

Domestic Box Office Take: $80,227,895

Opening and Closing Song: Wrap It Up by The Fabulous Thunderbirds

Tagline: From the author of Prometheus.

2nd Tagline: Finally a movie about white people’s problems in Egypt.

3rd Tagline: Crowe’s best since War Machine

4th Tagline: PG Thirteengypt.

Christien: Mitawlski

Response: I don’t know what I am.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Collateral

Under: Interview with the Vampire

Kelly:

Over: American Werewolf

Under: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Tom:

Over: The Pyramid

Under: The Mummy (1932)

3x3: “best things hit by speeding vehicles” by Kelly starts at 01:18:15.

Tom Chick
3. Fried Green Tomatoes
2. Raw

  1. Mad Max: Fury Road

Dingus
3. Speed
2. Sideways

  1. Knight and Day

Kelly Wand
3. Robocop
2. Speed 2: Cruise Control

  1. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi