3x3's, Music, Teasers, Taglines and a little bit (in the future) more

Podcast #390 Rock & Rule

Teaser: This week we watch the other winner of the 2017 Make Us Watch Whatever You Want Fundraiser. It’s a 1983 Canadian animated rock fable for adults that was never even released! Let’s see how that turned out. At the 1:13, the podcast drops precipitously into a discussion of falling chandeliers.

Date: April 11, 2017

Running Time: 02:14:17

Domestic Box Office Take: $30,379

Opening Song: The Tide Is High by Blondie

Closing Song: Message In A Bottle by The Police

Tagline: Makes Redline look like Proust.

President of the United States Tagline: It’s like A Star is Born but with a blonde dog in the title role.

3rd Tagline: It’s like Manchest by the Sea but if it was just about the kid’s band.

4th Tagline: It’s like a Bakshi movie but uneven.

5th Tagline: It’s like Pitch Perfect except that I’ve seen it.

6th Tagline (for last week): Scar-Jo cop.

Christien: Murkowski

Response: Kellywand did you tell him I was Murkowski? Then why does he keep calling me Murkowski?



Over: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Under: Penguins of Madagascar


Over: Wizards

Under: Cool World


Over: Heavy Metal

Under: The Uncle Mikey Show (the tv show in the movie)

3x3: “falling chandeliers” by Kelly starts at 01:13:47.

Tom Chick
3. The Phantom of the Opera
2. Paranormal Activity 4

  1. Melancholia

3. Ghostbusters
2. Frozen

  1. Hudson Hawk

Kelly Wand
3. Die Another Day
2. Ghostbusters

  1. From Dusk Till Dawn

Podcast #391 The Fate of the Furious

Teaser: Is eight enough? One of us kind of thinks so. The rest of us had a grand ol’ time. At the 1:26 mark, we run the numbers on our favorite measurements in movies.

Date: April 17, 2017

Running Time: 02:40:43

Domestic Box Office Take: $226,008,385

Opening Song: La Charanga by Grupo Cubanissimo

Closing Song: Son De La Loma by Grupo Cubanissimo

Tagline: Eight is enough

2nd Tagline: It’s like Redline but dumb.

3rd Tagline: It’s like Boss Baby but with bald characters.

4th Tagline: It’s like xXx, if he had a bigger budget.

5th Tagline: Just wait for the opsis, alright.

Christien: Molenski

Response: Y’all can just refer to me as Shrinkage.



Over: Serenity

Under: Red


Over: Fast Five

Under: Smokey and the Bandit Part 3


Over: The Avengers

Under: The Expendables

3x3: “favorite measurements” by Dingus starts at 01:26:15.

Tom Chick
3. Armageddon
2. Cop Car

  1. Jaws

3. Furious 7
2. The Natural

  1. Hoosiers

Kelly Wand
3. This Is Spinal Tap
2. Jaws

  1. Used Cars

Podcast #392 Free Fire

Teaser: On this week’s “Aren’t Ben Wheatley and Amy Jump Frickin’ Awesome?” podcast, we discuss the movie Free Fire. At the 1:24, we stop pointing our guns at each other to discuss Mexican standoffs.

Date: April 24, 2017

Running Time: 02:57:04

Domestic Box Office Take: $1,799,312

Opening Song: The Guns Of Brixton by The Clash

Closing Song: Wildfire by Michael Martin Murphey

Tagline: Finally a movie where Brie Larson’s in the 70’s

2nd Tagline: So that’s why they call it a rain cheque.

3rd Tagline: It’s like a Tarantino movie but without the monologues.

4th Tagline: Don’t judge sexpests by our worst specimens.

5th Tagline: It’s like Captain America: Civil War but with the ending I wish Civil War would have had.

Christien: Mulkowski

Response: I’m IIFTP: In It For The Podcast.



Over: The Nice Guys

Under: American Hustle


Over: Reservoir Dogs

Under: Seven Psychopaths


Over: The Rover

Under: Trespass

3x3: “Mexican standoffs” by Tom starts at 01:23:52.

Tom Chick
3. Repo Man
2. Inglourious Basterds

  1. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

3. The Untouchables
2. Fail-Safe

  1. Reservoir Dogs

Kelly Wand
3. True Romance
2. Face/Off

  1. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Podcast #393 The Girl with All the Gifts

Teaser: You know how some titles don’t really tell you anything about a movie? What genre it’s in, what sort of tone it will have, what it’s even about? More movies should do that. At the 1:22, this week’s 3×3 about flying cars takes off.

Date: May 2, 2017

Running Time: 02:25:14

Domestic Box Office Take: No domestic box office take listed.

Opening Song: Black and White by Three Dog Night

Closing Song: Heavy Metal by Sammy Hagar

Tagline: What kind of sick monster doesn’t bite Gemma Arterton first?

2nd Tagline: How do you entice black people to follow you into the dark? Hold out a rat and hiss craftily.

3rd Tagline: I guess she’s a dog pers- Nope!

Christien: Mitchtrubiski

Response: Doctor Chick, what, what am I?



Over: Phase 7

Under: Morgan


Over: Wormwood: Road of the Dead

Under: I am Legend


Over: Nina Forever

Under: Colin

3x3: “best flying cars” by Kelly starts at 01:22:21.

Tom Chick
3. Transformers: Age of Extinction
2. Blade Runner

  1. Repo Man

3. The A-Team
2. Furious 7

  1. The Incredibles

Kelly Wand
3. The Blues Brothers
2. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

  1. Back to the Future

Podcast #394 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Teaser: Do Guardians of the Galaxy get better as they progress, like Iron Mans, or do they get worse, like Avengers? At the 1:32, we play around with a discussion of toys in movies.

Date: May 8, 2017

Running Time: 02:59:43

Domestic Box Office Take: $389,813,101

Opening and Closing Song: Ain’t No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell

Tagline: Finally a movie where Vin Diesel’s character’s wooden.

2nd Tagline: It’s like Guardians of the Galaxy.

3rd Tagline: It’s like Green Lantern but profitable.

Christien: Murtawski

Response: You can just call me The One Inch Man.



Over: Man of Steel

Under: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace


Over: Guardians of the Galaxy

Under: Avengers: Age of Ultron


Over: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Under: October Sky

3x3: “favorite toys” by Dingus starts at 01:32:02.

Tom Chick
3. Magic
2. Close Encounters of the Third Kind

  1. Interstellar

3. Dances with Wolves
2. Guardians of the Galaxy

  1. Ant-Man

Kelly Wand
3. The Toy
2. Poltergeist

  1. Aliens

Podcast #395 Snatched

Teaser: What we saw this week instead of the King Arthur movie that bombed. At the :59 mark, we toss around some of our favorite throw-and-catch scenes in movies.

Date: May 15, 2017

Running Time: 02:14:55

Domestic Box Office Take: $45,852,178

Opening and Closing Song: Ain’t Your Mama by Jennifer Lopez

Tagline: Take that King Arthur.

2nd Tagline: Goldie Ha-ostel

3rd Tagline: It’s not like Captain Ron enough.

Christien: Mitawski

Response: Wow, you jumped to the C-word pretty fast.



Over: Sisters

Under: Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising


Over: Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion

Under: Outrageous Fortune


Over: Hot Pursuit

Under: Bad Moms

3x3: “favorite throw-and-catch” by Tom starts at 00:58:39.

Tom Chick
3. Excalibur
2. Muriel’s Wedding

  1. Big Trouble in Little China

3. The Breakfast Club
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier

  1. The Untouchables

Kelly Wand
3. Total Recall
2. Big Trouble in Little China

  1. Bad News Bears

Podcast #396 Alien: Covenant

Teaser: It takes a long time to talk about how bad this movie is. Which is why this week’s 3×3 about car horns doesn’t start blaring until the 1:29 mark.

Date: May 22, 2017

Running Time: 03:03:54

Domestic Box Office Take: $74,262,031

Opening and Closing Song: Zamfir Pan Flute commercial

Tagline: Take that, Alien: Ressurection.

2nd Tagline: It’s like Prometheus but with dumb characters.

3rd Tagline: It’s like what Blade Runner 2 will probably be, but with androids.

4th Tagline: Frano’s best since Now You See Me 2.

Christien: Murtowski

Response: Hold on, let me look at some statues. I’d rather be Venus de Milo.



Over: Oblivion

Under: Event Horizon


Over: Dark Star

Under: Event Horizon


Over: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem

Under: Prometheus

3x3: “horns in vehicles” by Kelly starts at 01:28:21.

Tom Chick
3. War of the Worlds
2. The Car

  1. La La Land

3. When Harry Met Sally
2. Ant-Man

  1. The Blues Brothers

Kelly Wand
3. Jeepers Creepers
2. The Car

  1. Wrongfully Accused

Podcast #397 The Survivalist

Teaser: How about a little indie post-apocalypse as an alternative to the summer blockbusters? The address of our 3×3 discussion of movie addresses is the 1:22 mark of this week’s podcast.

Date: May 30, 2017

Running Time: 02:38:24

Domestic Box Office Take: No domestic box office take.

Opening and Closing Song: One by Aimee Mann

Tagline: My favorite grandma since The Visit.

2nd Tagline: Finally a post-apocalypse movie about Australians.

3rd Tagline: The first 10 minutes are like the 10 years of Alien: Covenant where Fassbender growing weed and listening to John Denver.

Christien: Miltinski

Response: Not gonna actually say anything for the first 17 minutes of this podcast.



Over: Z for Zachariah

Under: The Book of Eli


Over: The Rover

Under: The Divide


Over: Z for Zachariah

Under: A Boy and His Dog

3x3: “favorite addresses” by Dingus starts at 01:21:57.

Tom Chick
3. Cherry Tree Lane (2010)
2. London Boulevard

  1. Fight Club

3. Amelie
2. The Big Sleep

  1. The Untouchables

Kelly Wand
3. 22 Jump Street
2. The Amityville Horror (1979)

  1. Fight Club

Podcast #398 War Machine

Teaser: You didn’t watch this for our sake, did you? We would feel awful about that. At the 1:24 mark, we unmask our favorite face reveals.

Date: June 5, 2017

Running Time: 02:52:24

Domestic Box Office Take: No domestic box office take.

Opening and Closing Song: Poker Face by Lady Gaga

Tagline: Finally a movie about white people’s problems in Afghanistan.

2nd Tagline: The kid from We’re the Miller’s doens’t get laid in this either.

3rd Tagline: Tilly’s best since Bride of Chucky.

Christien: Molenski

Response: I’d correct you but I question my sense of self.



Over: Constantine

Under: Michael Clayton


Over: Patton

Under: Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith


Over: Sand Castle

Under: Monsters: Dark Continent

3x3: “favorite face reveals” by Tom starts at 01:23:48.

Tom Chick
3. Oblivion
2. The Bourne Supremacy

  1. Don’t Look Now

3. Beetlejuice
2. The Third Man

  1. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Kelly Wand
3. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
2. Airplane

  1. The Crying Game

Podcast #399 The Mummy

Teaser: If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of Universal’s new franchise unraveling. At the 1:18, the podcast collides with a discussion of things that have been hit by cars.

Date: June 12, 2017

Running Time: 02:20:28

Domestic Box Office Take: $80,227,895

Opening and Closing Song: Wrap It Up by The Fabulous Thunderbirds

Tagline: From the author of Prometheus.

2nd Tagline: Finally a movie about white people’s problems in Egypt.

3rd Tagline: Crowe’s best since War Machine

4th Tagline: PG Thirteengypt.

Christien: Mitawlski

Response: I don’t know what I am.



Over: Collateral

Under: Interview with the Vampire


Over: American Werewolf

Under: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor


Over: The Pyramid

Under: The Mummy (1932)

3x3: “best things hit by speeding vehicles” by Kelly starts at 01:18:15.

Tom Chick
3. Fried Green Tomatoes
2. Raw

  1. Mad Max: Fury Road

3. Speed
2. Sideways

  1. Knight and Day

Kelly Wand
3. Robocop
2. Speed 2: Cruise Control

  1. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi