A poll for the men of Qt3, to which some may object

No offense meant, this is a serious question. It happens to me like all the damn time, but my girlfriend’s best friend (who is, incidentally, gay, and is not trying to dishonestly steal her from me or something) told her that that only happens if you are an old man, or have the balls of one.

What’s happening? I don’t get the question.

Evidently you can respond to a thread before the poll is done. Have at it now, mate.

You SAT on your own balls? I’ve never even HEARD of anyone doing that.

Try wearing briefs, old man.

Dude, all the time!!

Freee-ballin… And i’m free, free ballin.
i’m free, free balling.

It might be worth a corrolative poll to determine if wearing boxers vs briefs makes you sit on your own balls. I wear briefs and have never sat on my own balls. But I’m also not ancient.

I’m 23 years old. And this has happened to me regardless of what type of undies I’m sporting.

Should this poll be “Do your balls touch the water when you sit on the can?”

I cannot believe Tim Elhajj didn’t start this thread.

Perhaps your equipment is attached in an unorthodox position?


I wear boxers. I don’t think I’ve ever actually sat right on my balls unless you count slamming them into the bike seat at a weird angle when in the midst of a mountain biking accident. However I have occasionally sat on enough of the ballsack baggage that it caused a very bad pinching which gave me some ball pain. I don’t know if that counts.

Nah, this is when you start to sit down and they fall in between your legs, so that they’re hanging lower than the back of your thighs, and then they get forced under when you bring your legs together as you sit. It’s usually when I’m getting into the car, and I’d say it happens maybe once or twice a month.

I have never sat on my balls as they are typically slung over my left shoulder.

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

Doctor Demento FTW!

There’s some humor to be found in this, in light of your moniker.

Now we know why they call him extarbags

How did you get the beans above the frank!?