Aim: TyJenks is an asshole

just sent an instant message to TyJenks, and he’s a total asshole. Real Tyjenks©, you should have your lawyers contact him with copyright infringement threats.

I know…I had to go with ThaiJenks. Now everyone thinks I am some kind of Asian porn king or something.

If it makes you feel any better, I thought you were before you went with that handle.

Strangely enough…Sones is also french for ballsniffer.

The only thing that’s strange about that is that he isn’t French.

Quoi? Mon français est-il si mauvais?

I don’t know what that means, but I find it strangely natural that you would speak French. Ass.

I want to know where you bought this English/French dictionary of yours.

My bad…it’s an English/French-Canadian dictionary. No wonder it is all screwy.