Alien Horror Story: Covenant - RIDLEY SCOTT

I’m pretty psyched about this movie.

Theres a “Aliens vs rednecks” but I don’t blame people forgetting it. The story is about alien landing in earth, in some town next to big forests, in USA.

That was actually Aliens vs Predator: Requiem. I don’t think the AvP movies count towards the main Aliens continuity.

Yeah, it would really be a shame to disrupt this immaculate canon with AvP entries.

I thought he was talking about E.T.!

Me too. Looks great.

Hey everybody, happy Alien Day! LV-4/26, geddit?

Did anyone in the alien world ever explain why the alien heads are so huge?
Seems like they have some huge brain or something going on?

We’ll bear in mind this is a Giger design, so short answer is

Because H.R. Giger loved wangs.

I thought most of the alien stuff was about hyper aggressive vaginas.

I mean…

Speaking of which, Fox just released this official prologue:

IIRC Aliens vs Idiots, the idiots being scientists?

You know a lot of scientists that would just start playing with snakelike goo in an unprotected environment because they thought it was cute? At least truckers, marines and pirates aren’t expected to know better.

To be fair, the only one playing with the Goo was an android who was not really in danger from it.

The entire crew of that ship were morons besides the android.

I think she was talking about this scene:

I’m just now watching that prologue scene and I’m a little confused. Is Covenant supposed to be a sequel to Prometheus, or just a concurrent story that’s loosely bound to what came before? I didn’t think it was a true sequel, but then there are the characters popping up. This whole mythology is getting confusing.

Covenant takes place after Prometheus, prior to the original Alien.