The NRA is rewriting popular fairytales for kids to show them how the stories would’ve turned out if The Brothers Grimm gave a little 2nd Amendment power to the characters to defend themselves.

Little Red Riding Hood (Has a Gun)

The wolf leaned in, jaws open wide, then stopped suddenly. Those big ears heard the unmistakable sound of a shotgun’s safety being clicked off. Those big eyes looked down and saw that grandma had a scattergun aimed right at him. He realized that Grandmother hadn’t been backing away from him; she had been moving towards her shotgun to protect herself and her home.

“I don’t think I’ll be eaten today,” said Grandma, “and you won’t be eating anyone again.”

Hansel and Gretel (Have Guns)

Their parents were overjoyed to see them come home from their hunting trip with meat for the pot, and shocked to hear of their adventure in the witch’s cottage. After reuniting the boys with their parents, it was time to take on the witch…and get some hunting done in the meantime. Villagers, prepared with rifles and pistols, headed into the forest, Hansel and Gretel leading the way.

What in the serious fuck?

Jesus fucking Christ. I hope these assholes get to all enjoy an open carry utopia somewhere well the fuck away from me and my family.

And polite society.

So why, exactly, does the wolf not have a gun?

They recently closed the gun show loophole.

I don’t think we have a Darwin award thread, so I’ll just put this here:

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-29/georgia-man-blows-own-leg-off-while-shooting-at-lawnmower-filled-with-tannerite

That man carries a Masters Degree in stupid.

Hey, let’s put a bunch of explosives inside a metal container and blow it up.
What could go wrong?

Another story about an armed civilian trying to do the job of law enforcement.

The short version: A man and a woman were arguing at a Walmart. The man drew his gun and fired two shots at the feet of the woman, who was injured in the ankle from one of the shots. The shooter left and climbed in his truck, but a concealed-carry holder pursued, retrieved his own weapon from his car and confronted the shooter. After a struggle, the shooter fired another shot, hitting the second guy in the head and killing him instantly.

This is pretty much a textbook case that could be cited as justification for concealed-carry: a violent man had just injured someone and was about to get away before the police could stop him. He is by definition armed and dangerous and by letting him go, you may be allowing a violent psychopath to continue a reign of terror across the town. Even though he died, the guy who tried to stop the shooter died a hero, right?

Well, maybe, maybe not. It’s been almost thirty years since I took my criminology class in college, but one of the stats that always impressed me was that upwards of 90% of violent criminals actually turn themselves over to police within a few hours of the crime. And so it was in this case - the shooter drove away, but within a couple of minutes he pulled over and called his army supervisors (he’s stationed at Fort Hood). They advised him to turn himself into the cops, and after calling his father, that’s just what he did. There’s every reason to believe that he would have turned himself in after injuring the woman (his wife) as well.

Maybe the guy was a murderous nutjob who would go on to kill others, but the overwhelming odds are that this is not the case. Was the good-Samaritan justified in trying to stop the guy? And just for reference, both men were trained in firearms - the shooter was active-duty Army and his confronter was an ex-marine.


Here is a much more cut-and-dried example of stupid: a concealed-carry gunman shoots an unarmed man after an already-finished dispute over church seating.

Mark Storms was charged with voluntary manslaughter in the shooting at Keystone Fellowship Church in North Wales, a little more than an hour’s drive north of Philadelphia, Montgomery County District Attorney Kevin Steele said.

The shooting victim, Robert Braxton, became disruptive during services before church members calmed him down, Steele said. Witnesses told police Storms approached Braxton, showed him a gold badge and a gun in his waistband and asked him to leave. Braxton then punched Storms, who fired two shots, killing him, they said.

Storms told investigators he bought the badge after he was issued a permit to carry a concealed weapon, according to a police affidavit. He said he showed it to Braxton hoping to defuse the situation, the affidavit said.

In the Walmart case all that was necessary was to note the license number of the truck. Sigh. But IMO it wasn’t a good case for concealed-carry. Or for open carry for that matter. That case would be made if the legal weapon was used for immediate situational defense. A random civilian should have no right to use deadly force against someone who is merely fleeing a crime unless they have been deputized in a posse.

Yeah well you’re just cherry-picking all the bad stories and not reporting all the positive outcomes that concealed carry leads to in our daily lives.

Yeah, that’s not even a hypothetically textbook case for concealed carry. I doubt anyone who is “with it” would think so or do such a thing.

The badge thing just makes me shake my head.

This seems like the guy is guilty of impersonating an officer of the law.

If only that was his only crime. But I suspect they won’t even bother with it.

Which is a shame, if so. Wanna be LEOs are a big problem. They should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

It probably wasn’t a police badge. It was a cheap concealed carry badge that people buy because they are misguided. Legal but stupid. Fortunately most gun owners realize this.

Outspoken Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore ® said in a recent interview that Americans maintain the right to point a gun at anyone who takes aim at them—including law enforcement officers.

I don’t doubt her sincerity, but this worldview baffles me. I still remember when the NRA was a firearm-safety club.

Sounds like her blood’s up from the BLM stuff. I admire her spunk, but that’s generally not a wise way to act.

What, exactly, is “spunky” or admirable about what she said?

Oh, hello again, Stepsongrapes! How are the kids?

Not pointing guns at cops, since I guess they’re not spunky enough. Thanks for asking.