Alright Stroker, I want pics of your new baby

Come on man, let’s see Stroker Jr!

Wow. I still remember when Stroker was a Jr. Time flies so fast…

That’s… kinda creepy, Bill. “AWWIGHT, BUDDY. PICTURES OF THE INFANT. HAND 'EM OVER, AND NOBODY GETS HURT.”

Just out of curiosity, Stroker, did you ever ask Bill to spin straw into gold for you so you could marry a king?

Bill standing in a window, holding Stroker’s baby.

Perv.

EDIT: Oh, wait, I thought you wrote “pics of your naked baby.” Never mind - my bad.

Jerks. Yeah, though I guess I lack internet couth.

BUT ANYWAY COME ON STROKE.

Bill standing in a window, holding Stroker’s baby.

What are the odds of it being a boy?

Never tell me the odds

I think what Bill is trying to say is, congratulations!

COME ON GOD DAMMIT.

yeah, for real Stroker. You act like the baby and your family is more important than Qt3!!!

Here’s one to hold you over until I sort out baby-viewing protocol with the Mrs.

Awwwwwwwwwwww. Congrats!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lookit dat bubba.

Congratulations!

Congrats :)

Stroker hit 5k posts with the baby pic, yet it doesn’t mark him as a loser. Baby ftw!

Grats stroker.

Congrats. Kids, like rule and shit. (not necessarily in that order.)

Excellent job with the genetic replication there, Stroker.