Schmidt vs the n00bs!
I got into a game on Vertigo Plaza with three other level 1 people, and when I entered the lobby they were all on the spies side. I figured they were sorting out who got to be the merc, but then suddenly the game is launching, 3v1. I realize it’s Extraction, not neutralization, and obviously I’m outnumbered. My first instinct was to quit, but then I decided why not stay? So I set about mining some things and moving kinda frantically back and forth between buildings. Pretty soon they swipe the data center tube and the library tube and are headed back with both. I figure my only shot at keeping this from being a really short game is to head them off back at the helipad, hoping at least one of the tubes will come down the main bridge instead of hidden above or below it. No luck, I get stunned and watch in electrified frustration as one tube is captured, and I see the other one on radar coming in from the library. Looking around, I realize they’re brining the library tube back via the walkway underneath, no way for me to get to it in time, and some dude’s still zapping me. Well, fine, get your kicks zapping me, I’m just going to stand here and let you win, I was outnumbered on the hardest map to play “catch up with the spy” on anyway.
So I stand there. And the one guy’s having a blast zapping me. Then someone drops on my head, I’m down to half my life. Well great, you get your kicks too.
Then I realize there are three spies standing around punching me. They’re all right there, the tube carrier decided to come back for some merc pinata before capturing the tube. His mistake, my grenade, three dead spies, tube returned!
I’m out of mines and low on grenades, there are two tubes left now, one in the library and one in the office. I hustle back to the library to look around and eventually a spy drops in. I made a pretty stupid tactical error in engaging him and get taken out when he triggers my own mine. The good news is, he goes with it and his partners aren’t fast enough to capitalize on my downtime, so now I’m back with fresh mines and grenades. I manage to hold off all three of them for another six minutes or so, and with some carefully placed mines and hustling back and forth between the office and library, I win when I finally shoot their last spy about 9 minutes into the match.
I can’t take any kind of really cool credit for 1337 skills, it was just kinda dumb luck the way they behaved, but it was quite fun.