Apology Judgement Thread of Humiliation


#203

This is like saying you would rather have no unicorns than bad unicorns.
(There are no bad unicorns)


#204

The day I no longer like pizza is the day I realize my time on earth is nearing the end.

I do think Papa John’s pizza is crap, though. Thankfully I have other options.


#205

Eh. I’ll argue this. I read a book a couple years back, Catherynne Valente’s “The Orphan’s Tales” (one book split into two parts, really)- it had a neat 1001 Nights-style stories-within-stories-within-stories structure, and a very cool weird fantasy setting.

One of the stories was about unicorns, and how, completely contrary to popular lore, they aren’t pure, innocent creatures. In fact, they’re the most corrupt beasts in existence- they crave pure, unspoiled virgins in an attempt to regain some of their lost purity.

Anyway. I liked it.


#206

This, and @wumpus tweet reply, opened my eyes and made me consider the world from a different perspective. Thanks.


#207

I apologize for tainting the purity of pizza with filthy unicorns.

(Get it? Cause this is the apology thread)


#208

If I had a choice between bad sex and like anything else, I’d probably pick anything else too, like is there a romance novel around or maybe this Game of Thrones book I haven’t finished yet.


#209

Heh, I’ve actually gotten to this point in my life, too, at the ripe old age of 44 (at the end of the month). It’s a slightly depressing/uplifting realization.

I even seem to remember @tomchick having a Shoot Club column back in the day- about going on a date with some gal when he’d rather be at home playing Aliens Vs Predator? Memory is fuzzy.


#210

Goodbye!


#211

Fuck you Papa John.


#212

Aliens vs Sex! Very cool of you to remember.

http://www.quartertothree.com/columns/shoot_club/shoot_club_13a.shtml

-Tom


#213

Man, where are we as a country if old white CEOs/chairs can’t even say the n word on a conference call? Psssssshhhh dumb communists.

Probably something someone said today or will say tomorrow about this news.


#214

Awesome. I figured all those were archived somewhere. Thanks for the link, it was a fun re-read.


#215

They are owned by Dr. Oetker? That is crazy. Frozen Pizza sold under the Dr. Oetker brand is awesome.


#216

The real question is: is there a value for X for which bad pizza/sex is better than good X.

E.g.: I’d rather have bad pizza than good ______.


#217

Torture


#218

Fish.


#219

Get out.


#220

You’ll never silence me! The truth is our there. And the truth is, fish tastes fishy! Also, we over fish, and I don’t like fish


#221

Great news. I won’t ever have to see his smug, lying, racist face on TV ever again.

Edit: Whaddaya know? Publix has Ellio’s pizza.


#222

Bad is bad.Good is good. If Good is bad then good is not good.