I’ve been engrossed with this game for about the last 3 weeks. In fact, I played a game right through to the end of 1453 for the very first time since I bought the game, I guess pre - The Old Gods DLC when Ireland was the place to start in 1066 for learning the game. I think it would have taken close to 40 hours to complete, including quite a few nights staying up until 3 or 4am, trying to get some stability in my empire, keeping the vassals happy and in general, riding the rollercoaster of highs and lows that this game delivers time and time again.
My intention wasn’t to blob, I wanted to form the Empire of Britannia, run the game through, try out many of the new systems in play that I never really experienced with Conclave or Reapers Due DLC. I stated out in the Vikings start as the Petty King of Wessex, a small duchy on the southern coast of England and thought I’d see if I could live up to the same life as Alfred the Great. What I started with was an ok king, but died after a year to cancer, detected initially thanks to a pain behind the eye. Well done cancer. His brother took charge who ended up being immediately better at everything, just overall better stats, and I think that really coloured my perspective of the game from the start. After all, my first moves were to go for London and move my capital there whilst avoiding the Viking stacks as much as possible. Figured it wasn’t my war, not my problem. So much for living up the Alfred’s high standards. But I was playing the brother instead.
After that, the slog of forming a kingdom of England became a huge hurdle. Every single time I’d set up a nice succession via inheritance, something would happen (typically death due to disease) that would foil my plans. I also had the Iberian problem to my south. The Catholic rulers of Spain were steadily losing to the Umayyad dynasty, and they had even successfully pushed past the Pyrenees mountains to take a chunk out of Aquitaine. And from this point, the Crusader in Crusader Kings lived up to its name.
House Wessex formed a custom kingdom (the Kingdom of Kent) in lieu of forming England until I could toss the last of the Vikings out and claim the rest of Northern England. With a shiny Kingdom title to my name, I felt more powerful and started to believe I could punch a little stronger. I married off a family member to an Iberian royal line in order to secure a claim to their lands and develop a better defence against the Umayyad. Furthermore, the Pope called a crusade for Aquitaine which was going badly. I jumped in with a big stack towards the end, managed to get a major victory that turned the crusade on its head, but couldn’t maintain any momentum thanks to dumbarse AI that didn’t want to join the fights. I pulled my armies out from there, gave up and let the first of many failed Crusades go. I should say that time after time, the Pope kept on calling Crusades, each one failing despite my best efforts.
The Iberian solution had a short term success. I made a claim for one of the Spanish kingdoms, held it for a short time, but lost it all too soon thanks to factional demands. It was a case of cutting my losses, essentially one of the darker moments of the game, one of the moments where I was up hideously late trying to push through what was a period of uncertainty. I was barely 300 years in and things were getting tough. I had a council that was getting too powerful, Iberia felt lost and I was struggling to pull in Scotland and Ireland as part of my greater kingdom and develop the empire.
And then, sometimes, opportunity knocks. I don’t remember how, but I got Ireland pretty much packaged as a near united kingdom. It came on top of ongoing successes with Northern England that allowed me to form the Kingdom of England properly. I also had Wales under my belt, and all it took was a weak claim on Scotland to tie up that loose end. With my Empire, and a demense that was enviable thanks to the manpower behind me, I could do things. The Umayyad dynasty didn’t feel quite so threatening now when I could holy war and win. The Reconquista of Iberia began. Furthermore, the Pope’s crusade for Acquitaine became a secondary success. And even better, he then called for a Crusade of Jerusalem, which I happily took charge of. Pushing through the bad stuff let me start riding a series of highs, and my Empire kept growing. There was a weak claim for Norway, so I took it. Every time my truce with the Umayyads ran out, I went for another holy war and took another duchy. Those duchies ended up becoming a group of 4 Kingdoms. It was like badge collecting, except instead of badges, it ended up becoming Kingdoms.
After 29 rulers, 3 of whom ruled for 54 years each, accumulating a score of 270,000, and 3 weeks worth of playing on and off, I was tired. I don’t know how people even consider doing world conquest with this game. What I found with my more successful rulers is how much the game swings into Crusader: Total War mode. Bouncing from holy war to internal war with a brief respite in between gets tiring. Dungeons get full, the constant dinging of people coming and going from defensive pacts gets annoying (thankfully can be turned off) and living the life as a Emperor becomes hard work.
But dare I say, I had a lot of fun. I put the game into the converter to see how it looks for EUIV. There’s no way I’ll play it though, it’ll be like playing France, but even easier.