Ascension - Qt3 league

Dave_Perkins · 2013-10-21T17:13:23.000Z

Ugh goddamnit I just gave the iron game away! I wanted to use the Stone guy to put a MYSTIC on my deck, draw it, buy Belthar, put it on my deck, draw him, use him to…

Wait, did I have two draw chances? Uhhhh I forget. Goddamnit I forget!

Anyhow I did exactly the thing I didn’t mean to do, and that’s annoying enough. Final score 115-109 or something equally crazy. My last three turns were boring and stupid, and I thought I was behind by a lot more. Iron took the score from 28 down to 9 or something wacky in a single turn. That plus my lame last few hands spelled doom, I thought.

Geez I hope I didn’t give the game away.

Brain: Buy Mystic.
Finger: Buy Heavy.
Brain: Goddamnit!?
Finger: I give myself to you, Brain.
Brain: Ugh, stupid finger. I wish you’d fall off. Let Toe play game three. At least the game wasn’t close.
Eyes: Uh it’s 115-109.
Brain: UGH! Tongue, say goddamnit!
Tongue: Goddamnit!
Brain: Sigh. Type GOOD GAME, Finger.
Finger: It isn’t a good game unless we win.
Brain: But you just typed that I told you to type it anyhow.
Finger: No I didn’t.

ironcub14 · 2013-10-21T17:41:40.000Z

Those last couple turns, you seemed so distracted, I could have sworn that you were trying to play while teaching a night class or munching on some hallucigenic mushrooms.

Crazy dialogue they had, your five senses just now ;) What does the nose say?

ColonelT · 2013-10-21T18:03:37.000Z

I just had a game with Boojum expire, leading to my 90 point victory. I have no idea why we were playing though. Don’t think it was for October or the Circle. Boojum if you know what was going on there let me know. Meanwhile I’m eating cookie dough to celebrate.

Dave_Perkins · 2013-10-21T18:06:13.000Z

The nose says I might also have been able to put Aaron on TOP of my deck, too, but I didn’t. Ugh!

fuzzyslug · 2013-10-22T06:05:35.000Z

fuzzyslug over bigdruid 90-77.

Dammit, I know I lost another win or two. Completed games don’t timeout and disappear, do they? I’ve seen some flaky stuff lately. There’s a chance I did something goofy when switching between the iPad and iPhone constantly.

ironcub14 · 2013-10-22T09:05:49.000Z

iron’s thumbs: hey DP’s fingers, I’m getting itchy, Game 3, lets do this!

Thraeg · 2013-10-22T10:47:25.000Z

ColonelT:

I just had a game with Boojum expire, leading to my 90 point victory. I have no idea why we were playing though. Don’t think it was for October or the Circle. Boojum if you know what was going on there let me know. Meanwhile I’m eating cookie dough to celebrate.

Sorry, I withdrew from the league for now. Not sure what that game was for.

Tyjenks · 2013-10-22T12:42:40.000Z

October results:

Tyjenks over TheDukester

Circle Results:
Tyjenks over GusSmed

Dave_Perkins · 2013-10-22T12:56:51.000Z

ironcub14:

iron’s thumbs: hey DP’s fingers, I’m getting itchy, Game 3, lets do this!

Finger: What should I type?
Brain: Tell him, uhh, tell him we’re busy.
Finger: Who’s “we”?
Brain: You know, the whole thing, the whole Dave is busy.
Butt: (Fart noise.)
Tongue: LOL
Brain: Sigh.

Boojum:

Sorry, I withdrew from the league for now. Not sure what that game was for.

We’ll miss you till you’re back, champ!

tecwrtr · 2013-10-22T13:42:04.000Z

October

Hey there, since I’m new to the league, I’m trying to get in a game with everyone. Here are more of my results:

tecwrtr over opkopk
soonanother over tecwrtr

CLWheeljack · 2013-10-22T14:29:10.000Z

tecwrtr:

tecwrtr over Wheeljack (forfeit)

Bah, what is this nonsense? Timer shenanigans?

tecwrtr · 2013-10-22T14:32:13.000Z

CLWheeljack:

Bah, what is this nonsense? Timer shenanigans?

Sorry, I’m using 3-day timers to try to fit all games in. Want to run another with a 7-day? I think that still fits by month’s end. I hate timer forfeits. :p

CLWheeljack · 2013-10-22T14:35:33.000Z

tecwrtr:

Sorry, I’m using 3-day timers to try to fit all games in. Want to run another with a 7-day? I think that still fits by month’s end. I hate timer forfeits. :p

Sure, if you’re up for it. If you want to keep the filthy, unclean timeout win though, we can do that too :).

I generally only play evenings, so if we can get a couple turns in at one go, that’s the best chance of finishing the game up for me. The flip side it there’s a good chance I can do live or mostly-live games.

tecwrtr · 2013-10-22T14:39:39.000Z

Lol! I’m new. I might need that win. ;)

But, heck no to the filthy unclean timeout win. :)

I’m sending a new invite now. I can often do some live turns too.

tecwrtr · 2013-10-22T14:43:02.000Z

Btw, is there a standard game length for league matches every month? I didn’t see it posted, but it’s a pretty huge thread.

Emos · 2013-10-22T15:03:16.000Z

Emos over Lantz in the Bannana circle.

Emos · 2013-10-22T15:08:33.000Z

tecwrtr:

Btw, is there a standard game length for league matches every month? I didn’t see it posted, but it’s a pretty huge thread.

No set rule I believe but I usually have my timers set for either 7 or 14 days.

tecwrtr · 2013-10-22T15:20:39.000Z

October

Tyjenks over tecwrtr
tecwrtr over Colonel T

Good games!

Dave_Perkins · 2013-10-22T16:49:01.000Z

tecwrtr:

Btw, is there a standard game length for league matches every month? I didn’t see it posted, but it’s a pretty huge thread.

The standard game length at Qt3 is 12.5 days but no one here obeys it cuz they are all asshats.

Pastose · 2013-10-22T17:22:59.000Z

pastos over annie peeps

gg