I’ll send you an invite for best of 19. You’ll have to get Dave to send you the horsey.

padingtun def dannimal 2-0

prolix barely stays alive in the Circle 95-92 over annie

Sorry to everyone for my absence this round, will try to squeeze in as many games as I can in the next 3 days.

Also, congrats Sinnick!

Happy Thanksgiving from the Askara of Turkey!

Ironcub, do you ever have any bad luck while playing Ascension? Good grief!

No. I make sure to sacrifice enough Askaras of Turkeys on Thanksgiving to ensure that the Orb of Nyx continues to shine on my path in the everlasting quest for Dave’s flock of colourful unicorns.

Circle of Bananas tournament:


[b]Round 3 - Freshly picked[/b]

xo prolix
xo ankamela
xo Tyjenks
xo Emos
xx yzzi 01           - Tastes like cardboard!
oo Ananab Tilps
xx Kekerateo         - Tastes like plastic!
oo ddtibbs
x. sinnick
.. tecwrtr
.o Justin Fletcher
xo ironcub14

Two tecwrtr games left. Anyone shed light on their progress?

Just a heads-up that you cannot win a new unicorn by playing the same opponent in the same kind of series!


The current standings would send five players from the Growmitic Altar Elders to the playoffs to join three from the Mephitic Void Mechana! But I expect a few more results in the next 48 hours, particularly from soondifferent.

The unicorns are nothing to me - baubles designed to mesmerize the great unwashed masses. It is the game itself which signifies, not the trifling medals you pin on each other’s chests while saluting comically in all directions. Fie on your unicorn! I fart in your general direction. Go away, before I taunt you a second time!

Baubles? Why, I’ll have your chin at the point of my sword, sir!

I am the only player with a fat flying purple unicorn. Does that not make you feel SMALL.

Small-ish, perhaps. Is it not time for your bath, sir?

Humph. Well, I shall overlook your impertinence and allow you to draw the water. Put my bathrobe on the heater and bring my toys!

Ok. Can I has unicorn?

He beat me.

delirium over justin fletcher

These unicorns are so mesmerizing! If I could get another one to stitch onto my little lapel…

So can we change our unicorn series to an Amazing Race to 100?

She! Or they. Thx, sinnick!

Um,let me think…

NO!