Effing Beast Staff nails a 6-point mech and a 3-point hero on the last two turns. Ugh!

That beast staff. It’s annoying how random the results can be.

prolix over Tyjenks in high-flying hot banana action

November playoff
Brakara defeats scottdobros, 81-78 (+3)

GG! Got really nervous on your last turn when you almost caught up on honor and got the 8 honor weapon.

Playoffs

ddtibbs over scottdobros 89-51 (+38)

pacman over tunabowl tony

An early Eye of Destiny carried me through on a quick point blitz, good game.

Emos over Pastos in rubber match

And so ends my inglorious appearance in the QT3 Ascension League playoffs. Swept.

Those were fun games emos, but only the first one counts for the league.

But you made it! Look who didn’t this month. I know I feel proud, so you should too! FEEL PROUD DAMN IT.

p.s. earth to brakara

Cool with me, thanks!

I just had a wild moment where I’d whittled my deck down to 5 cards + constructs without realizing it. I had only 2 Rune generating cards: a Mystic and Snake Shaman, so I just barely had enough to buy another Mystic. Which I did, and then promptly drew with a Nook Hound.

Gus defeated DDTibbs. In the second game it was mostly it was Belthar and the Soul Assassin teaming up to give me runes and Honor at the same time, so I stayed slightly ahead on Honor while picking up pricey cards like Aiyana and Emri with only 2 Mystics in my deck.

Oh I do, don’t you worry Mr. Dave.

: )

Gus defeated Brakara. This was the game I mentioned where I pruned my active deck down to 5 cards. I had all of 16 deck points, but won because I had a 22 point Honor advantage.

Someday I’d like to try and cull my entire deck down to zero cards. Preferably while playing Mr Sweetie.

AT > Quies in December

AT > Brakara by 6 in the playoffs - holy shizzle did I get lucky in the last turn, drawing two Wandering Askaras to get a bonus turn. In a deck of 30+ cards no less. Might have won anyhow, but it would have been a tie at best, I think. Super competitive and strategic game, B.

Round one begins! Everyone should challenge the person immediately below in the list.

Go go go!

A prize will be awarded to the winner!

Might be missing a result or two, but I don’t think anyone can get to 4 wins to challenge me or ddtibbs, so that should be the finals matchup! But we’re in the middle of a game for December, so the fans will have to wait.

I think I know who everyone is rooting for. That’s okay. Stick a candy cane up your collective asses. Jerks!

You, sir, are mistaken.


The blue group is slow. Jakeb must be bangin.