The Askara of Literally Whatever
I am on college campuses all day and hear things like this all the time:
“She is literally the best English teacher here.”
“He is so funny, I was like literally dying.”
“I say bless you to anyone who sneezes, like, someone could literally be across the mall and I’ll be like BLESS YOU!”
Actual quotes from Friday.
The blue circle hits the finals! Best of three, Gus and soon.
The green circle enters round 4! Pastose and Tyjenks take note.
It was an honour, Iron. Dave, I hope someday you’ll update the original post with the February 2014 finalists, as I plan to use it to launch my career as an Internet celebrity.
March Pit
TimothyS over tecwrtr
TimothyS over bigdruid (decided by my Turn 9 Ender of Days, which was a first for me.)
Tyjenks
6247
Or what?!?!
I continue to forget the three day timer.
Brakara
6248
The Pit
Brakara defeats Mr_Sweetie
If your avatar picture is possibly a self-portrait of yours, I think you may already be one! :) Great games, an honour as well.
Tyjenks
6250
Tyjenks over Pastose in another close one.
Pit:
dannimal defeats fuzzyslug
dannimal defeats Emos
Emos
6252
Zee Pit
Emos over Brakara
That was a fun game, Tyjenks. I could have taken the Weapon but opted instead for the Axe, and I was sad when you immediately took the Weapon! Your grease monks were going nuts that game.
Tyjenks
6254
I was battling the clock as I was in a doctor’s waiting room. I was waiting for him to come out and call me back as I held up a finger and said, “Hold on, this is very important”. ALso, I was receiving texts from a co-worker about an audit we are starting this morning, so would get out of Ascension, text back and then come back to the game. My head hurts.
I also don’t always take Prodigals and rarely 2 that early, but the Events were paying dividends. I was lucky to be able to take that other Axe when it popped up on the next turn. I really wanted something else, but certainly could not risk you getting both.
Tyjenks over Annabelle Tulips.
scottagibson > dannimal in the pit, thanks to a biggish last turn. You nabbed all the big card movers & I thought I was going to get buried!
March Pittance
bigdruid def scottagibson 110-81
bigdruid def Mr_Sweetie in a game I thought was lost in round 3 when he got the Pathfinder 83-81
bigdruid def prolix because CONSTRUCTS 81-64
At this rate I’ll be lucky to hit .500 this month. Sigh.
Brakara
6257
The Pit
Brakara defeats Pastos
I’ve played over 2000 games but never one as smashmouth insane as my game with Pastose. He has banished his deck clean and Cetra Ogo has raked in cards for him at least three times, but I have like 8 mechs plus Prime and a host of support mech heroes. His point lead is around 30 and he’s killed Sammael. What a game, no matter who wins.
…but the loser goes to the PIT. I can’t imagine what’s it is like down in there. I should have listened to the demands of the pit people a page ago…
We’ve got our placards and our baseball bats ready.
PRO TIP: We don’t have one for you.
