April Pit:
TimothyS over Justin Fletcher
Oh god I’m ascendiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!
The pittes are kicking my ass. One suspects they may be rabid.
Mark just Primed his Orb on me. :(
AT > iron by 27
Give this message to your Party members.
Tell them we know where they meet.
p.s. gg and heart
I should add that at the start, both Cetra Ogo and Adayu were on the board, and iron did a much better job than I did shooting for them. I took a card next to Adayu at one point and was like, “Dear baby Miles, please make this next card a Gorph that will eat the Adayu.” And BOOM. Prayer works!
Mr_Sweetie over sinnick 97 to 66. Prime -> Orb -> Killing spree.
Wait! I thought you didn’t have promo pack 3!!!
I didn’t buy the expansion to the Old Testament but I still pray to Jesus!
delirium over sinnick in the pit
We have taken more radical measures and have taken two of the elites hostage!
iron over soon, for 25 dollars, or your best vaccinations. An early Sabre pounced on Soon, and gave him a nasty case of the rabies.
iron over tyjenks, for 38 dollars, the old money had not seen that a new type of asset called the Control Room could lead to doom and gloom in the markets.
Ggs and heart right back! And DP, I should have taken Big Cetra over the Sage and Arbiter of Fate.
I want to know exactly why the red men are slamming sledgehammers down on the heads of sleeping workers.
Also, the variety in handle lengths is interesting. The red guy in front is apparently Thor. The ones in back have hammers with more usual handle-to-head size ratios.
what the hell is going on
Deadline is Sunday night!
I lost to Fletcher in April, so I won’t be climbing out of this hell-hole. I don’t know why he hasn’t reported it.
As for March, I guess it’s People’s Army is advancing.
We have a mole in their ranks. This is not over.
Mr_Sweetie over annie peeps, 94 to 92 Another win for freedom!
What mole? I don’t see any mole.

I assume Dave can have a tragic spreadsheet accident, lose the results, force a restart?
I assume so!
In other league news, the Lost Cities league features an adventure into a sequence of tombs, numbered 2 through 10, with a fabulous amulet in tomb 10 as the prize.
But the four adventurers are perilously close to an ultimate loss!
Tecwrtr faces a scaly beast (ankamela) in tomb 10, but has lost or used all of her items. Her task is difficult and she is badly injured.
Prolix possesses some items but is on the very verge of death, and the other danger (me) in tomb 10 possesses a powerful weapon.
nKoan and Nightgaunt each lie senseless on tomb 10’s cold, fire-scarred floor.
If someone would bring them aid, I think they have a shot! Otherwise, I will probably be telling you in a couple of days that they are all corpses, and that tomb 10’s scavengers have fed them to their young. You Pit people will probably laugh.