No one ever listens to me.

Or to Mysterio, just on principle.

Immortal Heroes, hellz yea!

Where did u get the info, Mysterio!

From their Facebook page, to which I was directed from their Twitter feed. I feel like I’m living in Spaceballs:

“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.”

What the fuck are they talking about, Agricola account? What is that?

Also, in an unrelated question, is anyone playing iOS Agricola?

[Sees Gus ahead by 20 star points in the 3-way match]
Yes. I completely agree that it shouldn’t count.

Seriously, where? I have been doing Google searches all week!

Papa loves 4" Retina support!

I’m only 8 points ahead of OpkOpk. And who knows what the relative deck values are? You have 3 Mechana showing, he’s got a miserable Synchronizer, and I’ve got nothing.

ddtibbs over CLWheeljack
ddtibbs over fuzzyslug
ddtibbs over Gussmed
ddtibbs over josemas99
ddtibbs over mctwitch78

After that beating I received from Justin, I want the 3-way to count. Things just never work out when I try for the straight Power grab.

I was serious: “From their Facebook page, to which I was directed from their Twitter feed.”

But, no, really…where?

I have played a total of ONE game so I’m an expert!

Seriously? You can’t search for Playdek on Facebook or Twitter?

…never heard of it…
So, really, where’d you get it…

Justin Fletcher over Gussmed, 97-71 in a game of keep away. Namely, banishing all the monsters before Gus could get to them. Plus a ridiculous amount of luck with Ogo Rising and Lifebound, which snowballed into a million constructs and a completely thinned deck.

I feel your pain, Gus. Every time I try to go all power, there are no monsters to be found. It always makes me want to slap those who say that Storm of Souls favors power strategies.

You can see why I did it, though. That initial board sucked.

I Googled it, but it gave me no answers at all.

Attention, class:

This is humorous.

These are not.

Class dismissed.