I’ll be brutally honest and I don’t care if I get humiliated for this retarded admission (as long as you reply to me it’ll be just fine), but up until yesterday, I only wore slip-ons, flip-flops, and well Zips back in tha day. LOL THA DAY YO. It’s mostly because I have a cerebral palsy and I lack the basic motor skills to do so, so don’t make fun of me or you’ll be a jerk like forever.
Anwyayssydsysyays I stepped it up a notch AW YEAH SUCK IT GANG SIGNS WOOT and laces up a sweet pair of kicks. Check it:
Aren’t they sexy? They look like the ones Michael Jordan wore when he won like 10 NFL championships in a row. I think.
OK, well those aren’t really the ones I bought and I actually haven’t worn them yet but I totally laced up the demo shoe by myself in Famous Footwear so fuck the hataz.
Well whatever I guess I’m just gonna get made fun of because I picked the wrong forum, and that 's the only possible reason anybody would except cause they jealous :XXXXXXX
A friend of mine was joining the army. I had to teach her how to tie her shoes and climb a ladder, because she didn’t know HOW. How do you get through life without knowing these basic skills? Climbing a ladder…you go UP!