ATTENTION: I Just Tied My Motherfucking Shoes. BY MYSELF

You’ve inspired me, Bill. I am going to learn how to properly put on a jacket/shirt. I do it the way kids do it, by flinging the thing over my head and shooting my arm into the sleeve as it passes by. It’s quick, and I never have to fumble trying to find that other sleeve that always gets wrapped around the back of the jacket.

I have a massive erection right now.

http://www.blessedherbs.com/lp/results_photos.php
Shit boners.

I think we can all agree that Bill is fucking creepy for posting this. Move along, nothing to see here. Gawd Bill if your shoe sees this thread it’s gonna freak out. GET A FUCKING LIFE ALREADY!

Man why?

Probably look good with denim.

WTF does that feel like on the way out? I’d think I was literally shitting out my own innards.

But I think we’ve found that star of 2G1C:2.

I hate how my work blocks ImageShack, Photobucket, etc now.

Awesome. Took me a couple tries to get right, but I think I’ll be using this knot from now on.

Its just a shoe, nothing special.

I call bullshit.

  1. There’s no way a guy with 10,000+ posts on a videogame forum could possibly afford shoes like that. I mean, obviously your mom isn’t charging you rent, but we all know that your entire $80 paycheck from Blockbuster is going straight towards Little Debbie’s and Slim Jims.

  2. Sneakers? Yeah, Mr. Athlete. You could have at least posted a picture of some diabetic boots with laces. That I might have believed.

Holy fucking SHIT!

Not special to you perhaps, but that shoe has a partner!

This reminds me of clicking on tubgirl and goatse - there are some things you cannot unsee.

Sorry Bill but that shoe really doesn’t look much like a Nike.

Approximately what is this link? Is it disgusting porn or something else?

Thanks for the NSFW tag there, pal.

Its work safe. Not like you see buttz everywhere. Just… stringy colon excrement.

I’d hit it.

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