Attention Tom Chick

Tom, the screens I sent you have filled up your mailbox. You’ll have to download those to clean it out.

WEIRD GAY SEX POST.

Bruce must not be familiar with these new fangeled private messaging features the Qt3 forums have. Damn advancement of technology. :)

Am I the only one who always does a double-take whenever he sees “Tom Chick” and chuckles at the memory of the infamous Chick tracts?

You guys have a problem with dinosaurs boarding Noah’s Ark?

At work - can’t log in, sorry!

Hehe. Shoulda noticed that. I thought maybe all you knew how to use were newsgroup messages for the purpose of performing a vicious critique and dismantling of their content. :cry: Still burning a torch for Strategic Therapy.

Am I the only one who always does a double-take whenever he sees “Tom Chick” and chuckles at the memory of the infamous Chick tracts?

Jack Chick is actually my father. He disowned me when I was 13, after I was caught smoking a cigarette behind the gym of George Washington Carver Junior High School in Tulsa, reading a copy of the Dungeon Master’s Guide with my friends. Until the day I turned 18, he sent my mother a child support check every month. In the little comments section in the lower left hand corner of the check, he wrote, in very small print, “May this one day redeem your wayward son from the wordly clutches of Satan”.

 -Tom

P.S. Bruce, my inbox is cleared out. Please stop sending the gay pr0n.

That is a joke right?

-DavidCPA

Apparently.

That is a joke right?

The stuff about Jack Chick? Yes, it was a joke. I’d been asked about that on this forum a few times, and sadly, I have no such lurid connection with Jack Chick.

As for the stuff about Bruce cramming my inbox with gay p0rn, that was not a joke. He keeps sending me pictures of Orlando Bloom in the nude, doing stuff like fixing his car and building a gazebo over his hot tub. But I’m pretty sure they’re Photoshop fakes.

 -Tom

Of course they’re fake, Orlando Bloom’s too busy blowing what fame and fortune he’s earned on crank to buy a car or a hot tub. He knows he’s only got fifteen minutes, and they’re ending quick.

As far as gay porn goes, I prrefer Orlando Jones.

When I hear ‘gay computer game pr0n’ I think Jonah Falcon. Don’t know why though.