Australia bans small breasts

RyanMichael · 2010-02-09T09:55:32.000Z

I wish I was making this up.

Australian censor board demands large-breasted porn-stars

Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. They banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women.

Brian_Seiler · 2010-02-09T10:03:34.000Z

Not particularly surprising. There are some fringe feminist organizations that have declared open war on pornography, and this relates to some of their arguments.

Bets as to how long this goes before somebody equates a well-trimmed personal area with pedophilia?

Charles · 2010-02-09T10:06:38.000Z

You stay classy Australia!

extarbags · 2010-02-09T10:07:09.000Z

I’m disappointed. The Australian legislature’s Itty Bitty Titty Committee has a reputation for being tough but fair, but I really disagree with them this time.

AndrewMyers · 2010-02-09T10:07:11.000Z

There’s been discussion of this in the Fuck Australia thread.

Quarter To Three Forums

RyanMichael · 2010-02-09T10:11:51.000Z

AndrewMyers:

There’s been discussion of this in the Fuck Australia thread.

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?p=2082897#post2082897

Bah, that thread is in the wrong forum. Everyone knows fucking Australia is “Everything Else!”

Dufresne · 2010-02-09T10:13:06.000Z

Brian Seiler:

Bets as to how long this goes before somebody equates a well-trimmed personal area with pedophilia?

Already happened if you read the comments below the article.

ElGuapo · 2010-02-09T10:28:01.000Z

So now you really do need breast implants to work in porn.

JonRowe · 2010-02-09T10:50:01.000Z

ahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Wow, that country is fucked. That is complete and utter discrimination.

Cubit · 2010-02-09T10:51:47.000Z

But Jon, won’t you think of the children???

Mightynute · 2010-02-09T10:57:50.000Z

Cubit:

But Jon, won’t you think of the children???

I think that’s what they’re trying to prevent.

Bahimiron · 2010-02-09T11:01:38.000Z

Clearly this system is busted.

It’s just gone completely tits up.

The people running it are a bunch of boobs.

(Nipple.)

Athryn · 2010-02-09T11:14:11.000Z

Brian Seiler:

Bets as to how long this goes before somebody equates a well-trimmed personal area with pedophilia?

Paging Rimbo! ;)

Rimbo · 2010-02-09T11:18:31.000Z

Athryn:

Paging Rimbo! ;)

already there

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Omniscia · 2010-02-09T11:21:12.000Z

Bahimiron:

Clearly this system is busted.

It’s just gone completely tits up.

The people running it are a bunch of boobs.

(Nipple.)

We’re lucky to have people like you around to help us keep abreast of such issues.

Rimbo · 2010-02-09T11:42:04.000Z

I’m getting really tired of the chest-thumping on this issue, although we’ll probably end up trying to milk this topic until long after it’s run dry.

Raife · 2010-02-09T11:44:36.000Z

Omniscia:

We’re lucky to have people like you around to help us keep abreast of such issues.

Heehee, he said “issues”.

Paul_cze · 2010-02-09T11:48:29.000Z

funniest and saddest thread in a while

Dufresne · 2010-02-09T12:17:17.000Z

Rimbo:

I’m getting really tired of the chest-thumping on this issue, although we’ll probably end up trying to milk this topic until long after it’s run dry.

Hopefully we can get enough out of it to fill up a couple of jugs.

Rimbo · 2010-02-09T13:02:52.000Z

Ultimately, I think this is the ultimate result of Australian Socialism, having so many of its citizens dependent on the government teat that they end up becoming dependent on it for everything.