There were fliers for this posted in my building, but I had chick obligations.

Such a lame name for such an awesome event.

Why are worst foods for the body so awesome? Why couldn’t spinach be this yummy?


Spinach is actually pretty good.

After you add Bacon, that is.

This is true.

Now I’m starvin’!

I am pretty sure I would die if I went to a bacon event. The part of my brain that says “if you eat anymore you might die” doesn’t work if bacon is actually involved. In fact, that part cheerily roots for more bacon.

You know what’s also good after you add bacon? Bacon.