…before it further corrupts our children with Satan’s evil influences!
Or something like that…
I think it must be a joke… Not enough vitriol to be a real site. And it doesn’t quote scripture once.
Is this an advertisement?
Yeah, it looks kind of like a shitty parody site.
Reading the “fan mail” section, I’m wondering if this is in fact the work of a well-meaning but not-too-swift young zealot…
The fan art would seem to negate that. I can’t imagine banning Doom 3 and not banning expressions like “ass-reaming.”
insert obligatory joke about Catholic priests here
Ah. Only the “puppy” picture was on the fan art page the first time I looked at it.
Okay, this is the work of a bored teen.
1936 people have signed the petition. If it is a fan trying to be funny, he’s an idiot.
I don’t know. Have you read the petition signatures?
Satan: Guys please release ID software confronted me about the symbols asking to use them. I said ok but only for a sum of money, its buisness dudes. Even I gotta make money. Plus if you look at the symbols they have been modified slightly. Anyways peace out and rember any questions just ask, yours faithfully the guy with the balls of fire Satan, or whatever you wanna call me I mean seriously in the ghetto they call me Sazza but you know sometimes people like to call me Jim. But when it comes down to it im really not that bad its George Bush look at him God he is ugly (-----hahahaha God oh yea by the way we have computers down here now pretty cool pretty hot yea and I mean hot. I mean like monica luinsky hot (----- spelling I dont know God kicked me outta english class, sent me down here with all the hot babes and stuff but yea we been doing well, few people have sold their souls for computer hardware to run doom 3. I mean as I said we need money, so when people sell their souls we then sell them to God who then…
Total parody site.
Satan needs better ghostwriters.
Indeed. Am I being exceptionally slow today or does the first sentence in the quote make absolutely no sense at all?
Indeed. Am I being exceptionally slow today or does the first sentence in the quote make absolutely no sense at all?[/quote]
“… in the ghetto they call me Sazza …” is pretty tight
Indeed. Am I being exceptionally slow today or does the first sentence in the quote make absolutely no sense at all?[/quote]
“… in the ghetto they call me Sazza …” is pretty tight[/quote]
Sorry, I should have made it clear I was referring to the quote in Charybdis’ post.
Clearly the petition “signers” are having fun. :-)
- DEREK SMART P.H.D.
BAN THIS GAME AND GIVE THE RIGHTS TO ME I’LL MAKE IT A MILLION TIME BETTER BY CHANGING ALL OF THE MONSTERS TO COKE MACHINES
Derek makes one hell of a coke machine.
Eventually.
I know I’m operating on too little sleep today, because now I’ve got this mental image of Keenan Wynn as the Space Marine.
“You’ll have to answer to the Coca Cola Company!”