Bananas and Nuts

Shadarr · 2010-07-21T14:20:18.000Z

WarrenM:

I really don’t know why he was banned, to be honest.

I’m assuming it’s because he started attacking you over the games you’ve worked on. A) because that’s just not cool, and B) because Tom would rather keep the industry types around than some random internet fucko. Even if you are a total… 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10… noob who plays Rock Band on medium.

Hey, this counting to 10 thing works. It gives you time to think of a better insult.

Rasputin · 2010-07-21T14:38:23.000Z

Robert Sharp:

Demon is a teenager though. That makes your moral indignation seem a bit extreme. I’m not trying to demean Demon as a poster. I think he makes a lot of good insights. He also has some silly/foolish posts, like most of us do. But I’ve seen him admit when he was wrong and apologize for it. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen you do that. That doesn’t mean you haven’t done it. I just don’t recall it.

Yeah, Demon’s just a kid, really, so he has all the wide eyed idealism about how life should be and hasn’t been totally crushed by how the world actually works, etc etc… So try giving him a bit of a pass on jackassery.

Alternately read Atomic Robo and then regain your faith in the world. Remain calm. Trust in Science.

Jason_McCullough · 2010-07-21T15:23:12.000Z

Sarkus:

It as arguably a P&R topic to begin with given the obvious directions any discussion was going to go.

Little did I realize that I, Cynical Internet Man, was not being cynical enough!

Tyjenks · 2010-07-21T15:51:24.000Z

If I change my name to Tyler Jenkins just to get on the Woo Board and then change it back, can I still get on the board or does the change have to span two versions?

WarrenM · 2010-07-21T15:51:25.000Z

Shadarr:

Even if you are a total… 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10… noob who plays Rock Band on medium.

Hey, this counting to 10 thing works. It gives you time to think of a better insult.

Hey, hey … I play Hard now, mostly. :) Except for certain bands. Megadeth can eat a dick on Hard.

Damien_Neil · 2010-07-21T16:02:17.000Z

The site was down earlier today, but it’s back now. A few Atomic Robo stories, including the first appearance of Doctor Dinosaur:

http://www.atomic-robo.com/free-comics/

russellmz00 · 2010-07-21T16:06:11.000Z

Tyjenks:

As is par for the course, I just do not get how these discussions get to the level of such fury and personal jabs/attacks.

red_guy · 2010-07-22T04:52:13.000Z

Tyjenks:

If I change my name to Tyler Jenkins just to get on the Woo Board and then change it back, can I still get on the board or does the change have to span two versions?

You could try the TElhajj approach. If, before the next update, you manage to change your name from Tyjenks to your full name, to Paul Desert, to Stallion, to Stallkins, to TylerJenkins, and back to Tyjenks, I think you’ll get your own badge of honor.

Bonus if you start slightly gross threads about bodily functions (or other personal fetishes) while using your full, googleable name. Especially if those threads rise to the first page on Google searches for your name.

AndrewMyers · 2010-07-22T05:21:25.000Z

Scrax:

It’s impossible to dinosaur Bananas and Nuts. Huh, dinosaur is a verb now.

Verbing weirds language.

Matt_Bowyer · 2010-07-22T05:34:21.000Z

Maybe someday we’ll make language a complete impediment to understanding.

IainC · 2010-07-22T05:35:24.000Z

Matt Bowyer:

Maybe someday we’ll make language a complete impediment to understanding.

lol rite u kno?

TimElhajj · 2010-07-22T09:19:36.000Z

red guy:

Bonus if you start slightly gross threads about bodily functions (or other personal fetishes) while using your full, googleable name. Especially if those threads rise to the first page on Google searches for your name.

Some might call this commitment to the board.

tromik · 2010-07-22T11:34:08.000Z

AndrewMyers:

Verbing weirds language.

OrfBC · 2010-07-22T14:21:13.000Z

How do you put someone on ignore?

Mightynute · 2010-07-22T14:25:31.000Z

User CP -> Edit Ignore List.

OrfBC · 2010-07-22T14:49:52.000Z

Come on, someone must know how to put someone on my ignore list…anyone?

I KID thanks Mightynute.

Tyjenks · 2010-07-22T15:07:52.000Z

red guy:

You could try the TElhajj approach. If, before the next update, you manage to change your name from Tyjenks to your full name, to Paul Desert, to Stallion, to Stallkins, to TylerJenkins, and back to Tyjenks, I think you’ll get your own badge of honor.

Bonus if you start slightly gross threads about bodily functions (or other personal fetishes) while using your full, googleable name. Especially if those threads rise to the first page on Google searches for your name.

TimElhajj:

Some might call this commitment to the board.

Well, I did have a dream about my sister-in-law last night and was going to solicit opinions in a thread as to what that means. I am thinking, My real name + that story + Google = No problems at home at all.

So where do I sign.

Raife · 2010-07-22T15:10:45.000Z

It’s worth noting that the 4th Google result for “tim elhajj” is still the How do you wipe your bottom? thread.

TimElhajj · 2010-07-22T15:41:43.000Z

From Funkman, “My god. Not content with just owning all the penis threads, Tim has moved on to the anus!”

Kalle · 2010-07-22T16:15:34.000Z

Tim has planted his flag squarely in the groinal region.