Wootage! That is indeed an epic update. Nicely done w/ the monkey icon, too. :)

Matt Gallant… crushed Derek Smart’s head with the Monty Python foot?

I need a key to figure out what all the little icons denote.

Man, I missed more than I thought I did! Would the yentocracy quickly explain the monkey icon (beating up on idiots?) and point me to the Union Carbide incident? I didn’t realize he was gone.

I’m going with “banned for stalking developers” on that one. The icon is perfectly clear ;)

According to wikipedia, he killed something like fifteen thousand people in India, so I think he got gently touched for that.

Tom gets stricter every day.

I didn’t know either, but a glance at his last post makes it fairly obvious.

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=2313896&postcount=416

He inquired after the sorts of father-son activities in which Munky participates with his children.

Matt G’s icon is inspired.

You forgot Shadarr

So who was Bill and Belinda Gates?

A bunch of no caps, little grammar posts, then his last post looks like a Stardock press release.

When/how did he get banned?

Wait… JM got temp-banned? He’s one of the most level-headed & reasonable posters around here. What does the soccer ball icon mean?

I imagine it means World Cup Fever.

Apparently he and someone got into it in the World Cup thread and Tom put a stop to it before it escalated.

It was also a misunderstanding because Tom had not been reading that thread and just banned both posters when he got a complaint about them. JM wasn’t really doing anything especially banworthy.

It was a pre-emptive ban for when JM said the new people weren’t bad.

Gah, I no longer make the cut – my temp-banning has gone past its chart-expiration date. Oh well, I will live forever on the May 2010 version. Nice work, Albert.

I’m assuming he was a Stardock employee, but maybe not. Perhaps he was an alt for Brad and that’s why he was banned. ;-)

The only time I got on was when I started a thread about a friend who thought a stripper was really interested in dating him.

I am just not edgy enough.