Everyone knows it’s been Rimbo all along, right?

Well, ever since the Alt’s appeared I kept thinking about the superhero vampire game we had last year where we all changed our Forum Names to the characters we were playing. That would be so much easier and less confusing if we did it now.

Kael, how about it? Feel like bringing back Blue Beetle / Batman / Martian Manhunter for another round? :)

(unless those names have been taken in the meantime…)

We’re all Rimbo alt’s. This is just one big forum for his demented other psyche’s to interact.

Duh.

Except for THIS account, which is actually run by … someone else.

We . . . I mean I . . . have seen Fight Club. I know who your someone else.

The Rimbo account is actually run by M. Night Shyamlan.

What a twist!

No wonder their composition is so poor and their value is debatable. ;)

No wonder their composition is so poor and their value is debatable. ;)

Wait, according to that thinking, I am a Rimbo alt as well.

And now the true horror of Shyamalan’s movie sets in.

It’s worse than being Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense!

The man is a genius.

I am sitting in a secret corporate resort on the shore of Lake Zug, and the chart is blocked. The Gnomes of Zurich know about Woo’s chart. Someone send the Qt3 extraction squad.

Send lawyers, guns, and money? Which I think for QT3 means… Flowers, Houngan, and ElGuapo.

The shit has hit the fan.

So basically Matt Gallant just likes to troll and flame and generally be a nuisance, then. Even banned he just creates alt accounts because he’s obsessed with this place and Stardock.

When in doubt, send Machetes!

That’s just what a MattG alt would say.

What are you hiding?

I’m MattG and so’s my wife.

This is really weird, man. Matt Gallant was a mainstream mainstay of this board for many years — by “mainstream” I’m not saying he was vanilla, I’m saying he was a good citizen, perhaps even an insider. Now people are talking about him like he was k0ny or Jon R or some such.

No you’re not. You’re a very naughty boy.

Maybe he went crazy like Homer with no beer and no TV something something…

Who will live blog the E3 press events?

Literally LOL so hard I’m in tears here. I needed that laugh… hahahahahahahha