Bananas and Nuts

slikster · 2010-09-09T18:54:55.000Z

Damien Neil:

I am offended by Tom’s moustache, and particularly the manner in which he twirls it after banning people. The moustache is inadequately waxed and the twirl is performed for only two full rotations rather than the regulation two and three-quarters.

I shall be boycotting this establishment until proper order is reestablished.

Hah!5

jerri_blank · 2010-09-09T19:01:05.000Z

TomChick:

I’m testing a new macro. It will be useful for threads where someone argues against something no one else said. Which is probably about 75% of the internet.

-Tom

strawman.php

Nellie · 2010-09-09T19:02:58.000Z

Albert Woo:

We have an epic update today.

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Holy shit Albert, I was going to petition for Tobias to be re-instated but you’ve topped it again. That is one awesome chart, now I just have to read the three pages of flames, bitching and whining that follows.

Tyjenks · 2010-09-09T19:05:35.000Z

Nellie:

Holy shit Albert, I was going to petition for Tobias to be re-instated but you’ve topped it again. That is one awesome chart, now I just have to read the three pages of flames, bitching and whining that follows.

At this point, we probably need a separate yenta thread as the chart does seem to get buried quickly. On second thought, more opportunity for drama is not so great an idea.

robsam · 2010-09-09T19:10:07.000Z

Athryn:

Man, I’m glad nobody lumps me in with my brother!

When did anyone say that?

(I don’t mean it, just piling on a pseudo-meme.)

Kebooo · 2010-09-09T19:29:44.000Z

Let us sit around a campfire, roasting marshmallows, debating whether Tom is a perfect being or not (or debating whether that is the real debate). Then, when it’s all over, we will have a closing ceremony led by Temain.

Shadari · 2010-09-09T19:34:26.000Z

I’d like to express my sincere gratitude to Mr. Woo for my awesome martini icon. I love it!

Demon_G_Sides · 2010-09-09T20:09:17.000Z

Bwahaaha, Banarians at the Gates. Genius.

RickH · 2010-09-09T20:14:04.000Z

Cory:

Oooh, I get it. I’m the bad guy because I refuse to delude myself into thinking a person is perfect in all that they do.

Achievement Unlocked: [Take That, Internet!]

You Have Earned The Title: “the Badass”

WhollySchmidt · 2010-09-09T20:23:46.000Z

RickH:

You Have Earned The Title: “the Badass”

When did anyone say that?

Rimbo · 2010-09-09T20:41:22.000Z

Athryn:

Man, I’m glad nobody lumps me in with my brother!

My brother is glad that nobody lumps him in with me. :)

Anaxagoras · 2010-09-09T22:39:08.000Z

Lorini:

I’m not saying Tom is perfect. I’m saying it doesn’t matter if he is or he isn’t. “It is what it is”, which is Tom’s board and he can run it how it he damn well pleases. If I don’t like it, which I don’t from time to time, I leave for awhile

No, that’s not what you said. Let me refresh your memory:

Lorini:

I know of no ‘administrative decisions’ that Tom has made that I disagree with.

It would be those ‘administrative decisions’ that you don’t like that cause you to leave for awhile. See, ‘administrative decisions’ encompass anything that Tom does to run the board. Which, in your first quote, you explicitly state you occasionally don’t like.

Lynch · 2010-09-10T03:41:24.000Z

Great work Albert. The Banarians and the wheel of pain are just plain gorgeous. I also particularly like that narrator-Eruca.

Re. the yentaing: please keep in mind Cory is only 25 years old. This is the new 16. I know exactly because my little brother is currently in this age.

Annoying, I can tell you.

Cubit · 2010-09-10T05:06:15.000Z

^ Heh, is that supposed to be some sort of insult, Lynch?

Blackadar · 2010-09-10T05:12:13.000Z

If you kids don’t quiet down, the next time I have to come in here I’m cracking skulls!

Bahimiron · 2010-09-10T05:32:01.000Z

Cory:

^ Heh, is that supposed to be some sort of insult, Lynch?

Cory, you’ve already got Lorini, Rimbo and RickH set against you. That’s like a Legion of Doom of the board’s dumbest and dimmest. You should really, really bring it down a notch before Andy Bates, idrisz and Foxstab join in. You’ll rue the day when they finish their weather machine!

Lynch · 2010-09-10T05:33:00.000Z

You may interpret that post at your own discretion, Cory.

JM1 · 2010-09-10T06:20:07.000Z

In this thread we burn as many bridges as possible.

SpoofyChop · 2010-09-10T06:25:19.000Z

QT3 is actually starting to resemble some kind of zombie movie. As things deteriorate, everyone turns on each other and forms up into little cliques as the mindless flesh eating noob trolls pick everyone off one by one.

I’m gonna go make some popcorn!

Hunty · 2010-09-10T06:33:24.000Z

SpoofyChop:

QT3 is actually starting to resemble some kind of zombie movie. As things deteriorate, everyone turns on each other and forms up into little cliques as the mindless flesh eating noob trolls pick everyone off one by one.

I’m gonna go make some popcorn!

The Daily Mail told me that Qt3 was deteriorating due to rising house prices. I made an outraged thread about it!

The chart is a wonderful thing.