Sure it wasn’t Bananarama?

Kraaze changing his name to Tortilla makes the “What have you cooked lately (that’s interesting)?” thread even better. Or crispier. Or something.

Hahahahahha!

Crispier?

Crunchier.

Peanut butterier?

Whoops, for some reason I was thinking taco, not tortilla. Let’s go with spicier, then.

Try it: Nutella, and a Tortilla.

You’d think it would be horrible, but it turns out to be something distantly akin to an uncooked Sopapilla! Best to get a “real” tortilla fresh and not some of those pre-packaged ones.

Flour, corn or wheat tortillas?

The “shell” of a crispy taco is indeed a corn tortilla, it’s just been deep-fried. The implication here is that Tortilla doesn’t actually know what a tortilla is, which makes this whole thing even funnier.

It’s the pirate city from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, right?

No, that was Chimichanga.

Pretty sure it’s a spanish word for ‘class action lawsuit’ or something.

Did someone say chimichanga?

I’d have chimichangas more often, but it’s pretty hard to get judges to certify a class.

I know what a tortilla is, I just consider deep frying a horrible thing to do a nice tortilla.

Anything can be improved with deep-frying. And bacon.

Now I want deep-fried bacon.

So good. Now I’m craving one, but it’s almost 1:00 am. Damn.

To be fair, it makes them into wonderful salsa-delivery vehicles.

I love me a good chimichanga. Unfortunately they are hard to come by around here. It better come with a shitload of jalapenos and some good-ass salsa, too, because put that spicy flava on there and chop it the fuck up and HOLY SHIT THAT’S SOME GOOD EATIN’. Dammit, now I have to go make nachos.