Bananas and Nuts

[stusser]

See though, he was really fucking banana peels, wasn’t he? Not really fucking bananas at all. I mean, I haven’t been talking about fucking melon rinds.

Strictly speaking that is true. But the way he tells it, the remnant of squishy banana guts remaining inside is what makes the whole experience really, you know, sing.

He was a weird guy. We used to head down to TJ, where he would do seven shots of silver straight up with a tecate back then head straight as an arrow for the trannies in the stripclubs because they offered cheaper service. When confronted with this behavior afterwards, he would deny he was gay, even when presented with photographic evidence of a six foot tall “chica” sitting on his lap making out with him with a giant adam’s apple and man-hands that could palm a basketball.

He’s married to a kindergarten teacher now. She has no idea.

[balut]

The dungeon rituals with masks and robes are more likely to end in a big orgy, though. The one with swords, somebody puts an eye out with one of those things.

I’m totally with you on the Chalice, though. Those are awesome.

Seriously, the chalice is the original pimp cup.

[TimElhajj]

Preeeeeeeetty sure Buceph was making a joke about the “with us or against us” mentality.

Didn’t realize that. My bad. I blame stusser for not implementing a shit list so that I can keep track of who is with us and who is against us.

[TimElhajj]

I don’t know what Tim was using it to refer to though, but I think he’s become a little unhinged over the course of the thread.

You could be right.

I hope we can at least all agree that boobies are a good cause.

I can get behind this.

I have a friend who used to fuck bananas. He had a whole ritual where he would microwave the banana for exactly 24 seconds (I’m guessing 24, don’t remember the exact number)

Thanks for clarifying in case someone (JMJ) decides to try this at home.

He was a weird guy. We used to head down to TJ, where he would do seven shots of silver straight up with a tecate back then head straight as an arrow for the trannies in the stripclubs because they offered cheaper service. When confronted with this behavior afterwards, he would deny he was gay, even when presented with photographic evidence of a six foot tall “chica” sitting on his lap making out with him with a giant adam’s apple and man-hands that could palm a basketball.

Cite a man for bargain shopping? Talk about your morality police!

[jpinard]

Stusser - how does a person end up sharing that kind of information with you? Also, what’s all that lingo: Silver? TJ? Tecate? I never got to drink, so is that all bar stuff? I imagine you sitting at a refinery, drinking shots of liquid magma silver ore - lol.

[RyanMichael]

Bill is just mad because one time he gave me his address so I could send him some shit in the US mail, but instead of using his real name, I addressed it to Ennis Del Mar. :)

That’s nothing. One time Bill sent me something. At least I think it was Bill.

[Jason_McCullough]

One one hand, stusser’s story is hilariously improbable and smells like a troll. On the other, you know, some people I’ve known…

[balut]

Also, what’s all that lingo: Silver? TJ? Tecate? I never got to drink, so is that all bar stuff? I imagine you sitting at a refinery, drinking shots of liquid magma silver ore - lol.

For future reference:

Silver: shorthand reference for clear tequila, e.g., Patron Silver, Jose Cuervo Clasico Silver
TJ: abbreviation for Tijuana, Mexico
Tecate: a brand of Mexican beer

Tequila: agave-based liquor

Agave: desert plant, often mistakenly referred to as a type of cactus

[Lizard_King]

What’s the fucking point anyway, we’re all going to get banned sooner or later. […]

This is a good post, and I’m glad I caught it.

[Kalle]

For future reference:

Silver: shorthand reference for Patron Silver, a brand of tequila

Silver is a commonly used name for clear tequila while Gold is used for the more amber-coloured varieties. It’s not specific to a single label.

[balut]

Silver is a commonly used name for clear tequila while Gold is used for the more amber-coloured varieties. It’s not specific to a single label.

Hmm, good point. Patron was the first thing that came to mind when I read the quoted passage.

[Jarmo]

So is this the part where we report Lynch for dragging posts in from another thread?

I may have been poking fun at Jarmo.

Just for the record, I never advocated reporting anyone. I only expressed my surprise at someone seeming to* break the same forum rule which led to a ban while the previous breaking and banning was still being discussed.

Warning: The rest of this post is even more boring, skipping it is advised.

In general, I’m glad to have people poke fun at me. Like Bill and Tim ably demonstrated, it’s a valued part of Qt3 culture (and any community of any worth). I just cannot let this particular misrepresentation stand unopposed.

I can see where my post could maybe be read as a sort of veiled threat to tattletale (although I claim even reaching that conclusion requires a pretty strong preconception of my intentions). I never meant to imply anything of the sort. In case it hasn’t already been apparent I’m much more direct than that in my posts about serious matters. If I’ll ever threaten to report someone I will say as much. There will be no room for misunderstanding.

I know very well that it is very easy to misunderstand someone in these plain text discussions among strangers. It happens constantly. There are no hard feelings on my part about this instance. I just want to set the record straight on this matter of admittedly very small import and interest.

*I was wrong about that and for that I apologise to Adam Eayrs.

[Bahimiron]

One one hand, stusser’s story is hilariously improbable and smells like a troll.

What’s notable is how the story is all about a ‘friend’ of his. Hmmm.

[Lynch]

Gitanes are fucking hardcore.

[Hans_Lauring]

This message is hidden because Lynch is on your ignore list.

There’s a lot going on in this thread, that I won’t comment on (others have already expressed how I feel), but in the years I have posted on QT3 there’s been years with at most one poster making my ignore list - in the last months I’ve added four. Two this week.
So however was pleading with Tom to reinstate the wait period has my support.

[stusser]

One one hand, stusser’s story is hilariously improbable and smells like a troll. On the other, you know, some people I’ve known…

Oh, this guy’s a real character. Nobody ever believes the stories until they meet him. He once convinced himself he had AIDS when he caught a cold and hanging hemorrhoids. He then told his girlfriend of the time. She was a “BBW” who was fighting far above her weight class, so the nutjob actually went with it and they got fianceed to “go down the tubes together”. He then had the “I’ve got good news and bad news” conversation with his mother. Upon hearing the bad news, she asked him if he got two separate tests as they can give false positives, learned he hadn’t gotten tested at all, and basically kicked his ass. She was not amused.

Nobody believes that story either, but it is totally true.

[madkevin]

“BBW”?

[Hans_Lauring]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e01C3AqzjlE

[Mightynute]

“BBW”?

Fat chick.

[WarrenM]

Oh, this guy’s a real character. Nobody ever believes the stories until they meet him. He once convinced himself he had AIDS when he caught a cold and hanging hemorrhoids. He then told his girlfriend of the time. She was a “BBW” who was fighting far above her weight class, so the nutjob actually went with it and they got fianceed to “go down the tubes together”. He then had the “I’ve got good news and bad news” conversation with his mother. Upon hearing the bad news, she asked him if he got two separate tests as they can give false positives, learned he hadn’t gotten tested at all, and basically kicked his ass. She was not amused.

Nobody believes that story either, but it is totally true.

So he’s a moron?