Bananas and Nuts

[jerri_blank]

I’m not referring to site-related issues here, I’m referring to the fact that more often than not Tom is a gigantic blue-veined dick to me whenever I disagree with him on a game or movie related issue.

I’m not arguing, but asking: Does he get dickish when people disagree with him, or does he get that way when people argue with him pointlessly, non-stop and overly abusively? It seemed like more the latter situation in Hanzii’s case, but I don’t pay close enough attention to be sure it’s that way in every case (for example, I missed the whole Hurt Locker thing).

Right now I’m just picturing Abilio sending frantic and repeated Skype requests to Tom.

[stusser]

Right now I’m just picturing Abilio sending frantic and repeated Skype requests to Tom.

Hahahahahah yeah. That was hilarious.

[Tyjenks]

I like eggs.

[Cubit]

Right now I’m just picturing Abilio sending frantic and repeated Skype requests to Tom.

Hahahahahah yeah. That was hilarious.

What is so funny about wanting to do that? It is amazing how fast talking person to person can clear up perceived internet slights.

[Major_Icehole]

I’m also wondering if Anax wasn’t banned for going after Demon and was actually banned for taking a tiny shot at Tom.

This was my interpretation of the event. Continually poking the bear is not a good way of dealing with Tom. Though I thought the dig at him was pretty funny. I’m pretty sure that arguing with Demon isn’t something that will get you banned.

[Tyjenks]

What is so funny about wanting to do that? It is amazing how fast talking person to person can clear up perceived internet slights.

Who is this fast talking person of which you speak? This guy?

[stusser]

I’ve thought of him as “Captain Earnest” since I heard about that skype thing. Tickles my fancy, it does.

[StGabe]

Hans got banned? Really? Are the end times nigh? He’s among the most reasonable posters here. Anax I can understand … he was a pretty reasonable guy a few years ago but recently he’s been a real dick. Dunno what happened there.

If Tom goes postal and we all have to start a new board, I think the name will have to be Quarter to 12. Let’s face it, the folks on this board are getting old.

P.S. why is this thread all fucked up? It said there were 155 pages but when I hit page 155 it went to 154. Now the total posts and the posts per age isn’t adding up, like there are 3 posts that have magically disappeared.

[Lizard_King]

P.S. why is this thread all fucked up? It said there were 155 pages but when I hit page 155 it went to 154. Now the total posts and the posts per age isn’t adding up, like there are 3 posts that have magically disappeared.

More than likely people that commented and then deleted after coming to the conclusion that whatever they were saying wasn’t worth it. It screws up the page count if that’s at the end of a page.

[TimElhajj]

Guys…I have little canteloupe-colored spots on my “down there.” I thought it wasn’t possible to catch anything from melons if you wash them first?

BLAME IT ON THE TOILET SEAT!

[JM1]

Teiman always sounded like a fake account to me. I mean, the guy continued to spell when as “wen” even after it was pointed out. It’s someone trying to sound foreign.

He is absolutely 100% genuine. He’s been a regular on RPS for ages, and I discovered posts from him on a Quakeworld messageboard a while back as well.

[Lynch]

p.s. Lynch suck a dick.

Certainly not yours again. I still remember the last time when your tiny little worm got trapped in my, until that incident unnoticed, tooth space. Also you stink down there.

As one of the primary beneficiaries of the “he’s an idiot but stays within the rules” I don’t think you’re in a position to cheer the ban of anyone.

What does that even mean. I will gladly dance on anyone’s stinking grave if I feel my dance is danced with good cause.

What the fuck does that mean, then?

That idiots love other idiots?

[SpoofyChop]

He is absolutely 100% genuine. He’s been a regular on RPS for ages, and I discovered posts from him on a Quakeworld messageboard a while back as well.

I think one of the major problems with any poster that doesn’t have finely tuned english skills is that it becomes almost impossible to really have detailed conversations.

Even those of us with highly developed language skills barely manage to make ourselves understood around here based on the number of freakouts that occur :P

[Mightynute]

Also you stink down there.

[Bahimiron]

Certainly not yours again.

That’s an unexpected tactic.

[Abilio_Carvalho]

I can’t believe people I never even interacted with are still sandyvaginaed about me calling tom.

[Brian_Seiler]

Certainly not yours again. I still remember the last time when your tiny little worm got trapped in my, until that incident unnoticed, tooth space. Also you stink down there.

F-

Tiny and little are redundant terms, which makes it sound like you’re trying too hard to formulate your burn, and “worm” makes it sound like you think that a penis is a living creature symbiotically grafted onto your body. It also makes it look like you’ve got the English vocabulary of a seven year old Jivaro boy. You would have been better advised to go with something alliterative (e.g. “shrimpy pickle”) or, with some significant alterations to the construction, the egghead angle (e.g. “diminutive member”).

Also, comma asides in the middle of insults only serve to distract from your point, particularly when you replace a single syllable (“point”) with multiple ones (“incident”).

Also, “tooth space” is awkward phrasing, particularly when you put it after the unnecessary aside.

Also, I’m not sure if you’re familiar with how the whole insult hierarchy on the internet typically works - I recommend reviewing this episode of South Park before making another attempt.

Also, try breaking paragraphs before following up with your secondary also attempt. Putting it right after your first, awkwardly phrased attempt interrupts the flow.

[kerzain]

F-

Tiny and little are redundant terms, which makes it sound like you’re trying too hard to formulate your burn, and “worm” makes it sound like you think that a penis is a living creature symbiotically grafted onto your body. It also makes it look like you’ve got the English vocabulary of a seven year old Jivaro boy. You would have been better advised to go with something alliterative (e.g. “shrimpy pickle”) or, with some significant alterations to the construction, the egghead angle (e.g. “diminutive member”).

Also, comma asides in the middle of insults only serve to distract from your point, particularly when you replace a single syllable (“point”) with multiple ones (“incident”).

Also, “tooth space” is awkward phrasing, particularly when you put it after the unnecessary aside.

Also, I’m not sure if you’re familiar with how the whole insult hierarchy on the internet typically works - I recommend reviewing this episode of South Park before making another attempt.

Also, try breaking paragraphs before following up with your secondary also attempt. Putting it right after your first, awkwardly phrased attempt interrupts the flow.

Sure, you can do all this, or you can just post a funny picture.

[Bahimiron]

F-

The text is unnecessary. If your retort involves fully admitting to, or perhaps even boasting about, having sucked the dick of the person who suggested you go suck a dick, you earned your F- before typing a single word.

[Lynch]

Jesus Fucking Christ in Heaven, Seiler.