Bananas and Nuts

Lunch_of_Kong · 2010-11-19T11:59:10.000Z

"Athryn:

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/11/dogs-dont-understand-basic-concepts.html

Dave Markell:

This thread has been a very unhappy place of late–but that went a long way towards making up for it. I laughed so hard that my jaw hurt.

Finally, this thread has !@#$ing delivered. My colleagues think I’m nuts because I’ve been unsuccessfully stifling my laughter for… oh… about 10 minutes now?

Sarkus · 2010-11-19T20:10:56.000Z

Cory:

I don’t know about Hanzii and Anax, but Abilio was banned for a month. It is also hard for me to feel too sorry about Tom’s thankless job of running Qt3 when he won’t accept any help or suggestions on how to make his job easier.

That was a quick month for Abilio, eh?

Cubit · 2010-11-19T20:33:31.000Z

Sarkus:

That was a quick month for Abilio, eh?

Indeed. Some correspondence with Tom got the sentence cut short.

robsam · 2010-11-19T20:38:27.000Z

Cory:

Indeed. Some correspondence with Tom got the sentence cut short.

Are you his lawyer, or did he get in touch with Tom by skype?

Andrew · 2010-11-19T20:53:37.000Z

Somebody could open up shop mediating forum related disputes with Tom.

Anti-Bunny · 2010-11-19T21:04:05.000Z

Andrew:

Somebody could open up shop mediating forum related disputes with Tom.

That is a pretty great idea.

Mightynute · 2010-11-19T21:10:00.000Z

Anti-Bunny:

That is a pretty great idea.

“Okay, now with me I’ve got Tom Chick, and Cory. Now, these two guys have had what the kids on the street call beef, so we’re going to have them talk it out. Cory, you think Tom’s a fascist commie West Coast liberal Hollywood homo-agenda socialist nanny-state petty dictator. Is there anything you’d like to say to Tom here?”

“I guess he’s… not all that petty?”

“All right, that’s progress! Hug it out, guys! Cut to commercial!”

Demon_G_Sides · 2010-11-19T21:12:05.000Z

I’ve found my internet Start-up; ChickFight.com

robsam · 2010-11-19T21:23:06.000Z

Demon G Sides:

I’ve found my internet Start-up; ChickFight.com

I suspect that domain name might have been taken around the time I was playing Zork on my Apple II +…but maybe it slipped through the cracks.

Demon_G_Sides · 2010-11-19T21:35:52.000Z

Existing user-base! Even better!

Cubit · 2010-11-21T15:46:46.000Z

Looks like Teiman is back.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2010-11-21T16:44:01.000Z

Cory:

Looks like Teiman is back.

Super.

Pogo · 2010-11-21T16:46:44.000Z

Didn’t he get banned for being a negative nancy all the time? And his return post is… him being a negative nancy?

JM1 · 2010-11-21T17:20:35.000Z

He must have had some sort of weird rant Tom edited out. There’s plenty of evidence to suggest being Mr Negative doesn’t get you banned on QT3.

noun · 2010-11-21T18:05:47.000Z

JM:

There’s plenty of evidence to suggest being Mr Negative doesn’t get you banned on QT3.

I’ll say. Cut all the negative comments and you’d erase like 75% of all posts ever.

jpinard · 2010-11-21T21:36:21.000Z

Even though I get trashed by some of you sometimes (usually because I deserve it), I really count everyone here as a friend and enjoy your personalities, the podcasts, and feeling like I’ve had extra colleagues for these many years. I’ve become more worldy, less idiotic (not hard I know)… So makes me sad to see some get banned as I’m always worried they might not come back.

jerri_blank · 2010-11-21T21:38:22.000Z

j:

I don’t think you deserve the trashing you get here. Luckily one of the biggest offenders is gone.
Some bannings are for the best.

TimElhajj · 2010-11-21T21:48:03.000Z

noun:

I’ll say. Cut all the negative comments and you’d erase like 75% of all posts ever.

Cut the genital related posts and there goes the other 25%.

ZekeDMS · 2010-11-21T21:54:11.000Z

Only from your posts, Tim, only from yours.

TimElhajj · 2010-11-21T22:06:21.000Z

ZekeDMS:

Only from your posts, Tim, only from yours.

Dude, this entire board is fixated on genitals in a weird and wonderful way. Setting all the Mr Johnson jokes aside, one crude word for genitalia will get you banned and a certain hoofed mammal has become synonyms for female genitals.

That’s not an internet thing. That’s only on this board.