Jesus - Kenny Rogers is really letting himself go.

Hookahs are kinda weird, they’re tall but they have a larger base, and don’t seem to be constructed in a way that you’d have to flip the whole thing over to clean it out. IIRC you lift the whole top half off of a hookah, and the smokables are placed on that top part, so cleaning isn’t such a funky job.

Yeah I guess the moratorium on the c-word has ever been lifted.

Guess that would explain why the smarter smot pokers I’ve known used a hookah then. Plus, then you don’t have to pass it around, and you can use more water so it takes longer to get funky.

FYI: He has actually has had some work done and looks kinda like a freak now.

When I was a kid, I had this friend who was allergic to bees. His hand got stung one day, and it puffed up until the skin looked all turgid and tight. It looked like he was wearing a Mickey Mouse glove.

Kenny Rogers’ face kinda looks like that now.

Executive summary of the last few pages:

Kenny Rogers was upset that his face looks like a bee sting allergy reaction, got high on weed (spilling the bong water in the process), and posted the C-word in P&R, thereby getting himself banned.

Next time time Tom does an update in the games forum of the terms and conditions, he should point any new influx of noobs to this thread so as to completely confuse them. The thread still confuses me.

Here, let me encapsulate it for you:

  1. Don’t say the c-word.

  2. Don’t be a shill.

  3. Don’t be a jackass.

  4. Seriously, clean out that bong every now and then.

And Tommy Chong came away completely unscathed!

  1. No battledancing.
  1. Yentaing frowned upon, but optional.

They should have known better than to use words on a discussion forum.

I love you Albert.

I saw that picture and I saw another where he was a little more purple. Guess those Branson performances call for a man to look his best.

I wish someone would create a single post that fails to address each of these tips.

Awesome, Albert!

Though you omitted “don’t brag about how you’re going to change your name to that of a Gilette razor.”

What’s stoppin’ ya’? I triple-dog dare you.