Bananas and Nuts

[Raife]

Yeah, I think that’s pretty much Tim’s destiny. Penises, then wiping your bottom, then that.

[TimElhajj]

Yeah, I think that’s pretty much Tim’s destiny. Penises

Hey, I needed advice about penises. Now there is an archive for the rest of us.

, then wiping your bottom

Seventy-three posters voted, with South to North leading the poll.

[TimElhajj]

What’s stoppin’ ya’? I triple-dog dare you.

I am not man enough. I nominate Flowers!

[Demon_G_Sides]

Guess that would explain why the smarter smot pokers I’ve known used a hookah then. Plus, then you don’t have to pass it around, and you can use more water so it takes longer to get funky.

All the pot smokers you know are fucking retarded then, since this is the best way to waste a ton of weed without getting that much. Hookahs are good for hash, not just plain weed. If they were smoking hash, power to them, but with weed you’re just wasting it.

(For the unknowing amongst us, hash is super dense kief. It will get you fucked up.)

[RepoMan]

I LURVES U ALBERT

Can we sticky this in the newbie thread? Or rather, can Tom? Tom? Tom?

[Dave_Markell]

I LURVES U ALBERT

Can we sticky this in the newbie thread? Or rather, can Tom? Tom? Tom?

I think stickying Albert’s awesome QT3 blunders graphic there could do some good. While some of the entries will be completely opaque to newbies, others are both helpful and easy to understand.

[krise_madsen]

With a little forum time under my belt, actually recognizing some of those newbie screwups makes the chart all the more awesome.

[Shadarr]

That reminds me, “Don’t use an annoying signature on every post” should be added.

[Cubit]

That reminds me, “Don’t use an annoying signature on every post” should be added.

Who does that?

[Raife]

Besides Tom?

[Mordrak]

Don’t use the C-word? It’s good to see I’m not the only one who despises cranberries.

[Shadarr]

Who does that?

It was a jab at Krise, who did it for a while after joining but has since stopped. Don’t you remember “respectfully, krise madsen”?

[Cubit]

Aw, I kinda liked that sign-off.

Respectfully,

Cubit

[jellyfish]

Hey guys,

Did I ever tell you about what I wrote on my blog about a half a year ago? Look at me guys! You are not reading my post because you are rascists, and all wok for $ony, isn’t that so? Well in that case I am not telling any more about this awesome game I am making. I just need one of you guys to do the graphics, and one other guy to do the coding. So anyway, about that post. Yeah, I wrote about this cool karate chop I could use on you guys, it is called Chop-o-doom. Anyway, if this post comes off as a bit offensive, gimme a break. I am just now recuperating from a bad paper cut.

All the best (especially to you game devs).
Koalafish.

[Staff_Sergeant]

That was the Ultimate post.

[Dave_Markell]

Not bad, not bad at all.

[Tman]

Hey guys,

Did I ever tell you about what I wrote on my blog about a half a year ago? Look at me guys! You are not reading my post because you are rascists, and all wok for $ony, isn’t that so? Well in that case I am not telling any more about this awesome game I am making. I just need one of you guys to do the graphics, and one other guy to do the coding. So anyway, about that post. Yeah, I wrote about this cool karate chop I could use on you guys, it is called Chop-o-doom. Anyway, if this post comes off as a bit offensive, gimme a break. I am just now recuperating from a bad paper cut.

All the best (especially to you game devs).
Koalafish.

You’re missing a picture of you in drag.

[Shadarr]

I wouldn’t say I’m missing it, Bob.

[NoWayJose]

Well, I didn’t think it was possible to make a chart LESS readable than the banning chart, but Albert has proved me wrong.

[Raife]

He only cares because it clashes with his Quarter to Three drapes.