This from someone complaining about racism. What an idiot.

Edit:
Oh, I have more then 1,000 posts. I’M QT3 ALUMNI!!!

You’re nobody until Rimbo has sponsored you into the next level.

I wasn’t lying about the whole “room full of paper thing”

My Friend Petey

My Room basically was like a Chuck-e-Cheese ball-pit

I am at one with my new paper world.

The paper-room thing is a good prank. Still, it pales in comparison to my all-time personal favorite. A friend at Duke lived at the fraternity next door to mine. When he was a pledge, his entire pledge class developed a serious hatred for their pledge master.

Well, another pledge’s father owned a construction company nearby. Late one night, the pledges grabbed a bunch of cinder blocks and mortar from said company, went to the fraternity, and built a floor-to-ceiling wall in front of the door to the pledge master’s 3rd floor room while he was asleep inside it. Imagine his reaction the next morning when he couldn’t get out. He eventually tied his sheets to his bedframe, swung through the 2nd floor window below him, and took a sledge to the wall.

you’re also one with the dark lord, it appears.

More frat pranks need to draw inspiration from Edgar Allan Poe.

Does the fact that Jon Danger and his friends look young mean I’m old?

Actually, rasputin ought to do a dramatic reading or two. He’s got mad voice talent.

Ayup.

I would just like to note that the phrase “It’s so elegant and real.” will not leave my head. It sounds like dialogue for a supervillain, describing his vision of a world without humanity or whatever.

Here’s how I imagine Mario:

A world without ISO doubters. Some day! Cracks, they say? CRACKS?! Such a frivolous term for art… for beauty.

Oh they will see… THEY WILL SEE.

How I imagine Mario:

http://fidgit.com/

Mario_AU spazzed through most of the comments after he figured out he could post with the name Tom Chick. Linked his shitwagon site. I posted a comment to warn people who click the top one, but I figured it’d be best to link here so that other people could see what a total rectum romper he was.

Hopefully Tom will have fixed it before anyone gets a chance to check.

Never mind, the site is great entertainment.

Omg is that Ron Jeremy? That’s disturbing!

This is how I picture Mario and Luigi:

Hey Tom, did you ban BobJustBob for calling Dave Markell a cunt?

You yenta!

In Bob’s defense, Dave is.

A cunt?

Not that it’s any of your business, but no, I didn’t. If you have any questions about the how the forum is run, you can PM me.

-Tom