Banning registry

MattKeil · 2008-09-03T14:24:53.000Z

You stay out of this, he doesn’t have to ban you now.

tomchick · 2008-09-03T14:46:40.000Z

Well, yeah, I guess he could be NSFW, but I’d hate to lose the blowjob shark. I never understood him (why would a shark want someone to suck his dick?), but if you’re going to post a picture with a giant bad word on it, that’s certainly the way to go.

-Tom

MattKeil · 2008-09-03T15:03:30.000Z

TomChick:

why would a shark want someone to suck his dick

Because being a shark is so awesome, anyone who isn’t a shark can just suck his dick for being so much less awesome than him.

At least, that’s my interpretation.

Angie_Gallant · 2008-09-03T15:03:33.000Z

TomChick:

I never understood him (why would a shark want someone to suck his dick?)

No opposable thumbs.

RickH · 2008-09-03T15:10:16.000Z

I thought it was because inter-species blowjobs were pretty much the only shark option. And they sound like such a great idea…

ZekeDMS · 2008-09-03T16:36:02.000Z

Because he’s the most awesome creature without opposable thumbs, and other species are only as good as the fellatio they give?

So what Matt/Angie said.

Balasarius · 2008-09-03T16:36:47.000Z

I’d like to see “see you next Tuesday” word-filter to something obscure and gaming related instead of cunt.

PC gaming related.

Funkula · 2008-09-03T16:43:31.000Z

TomChick:

I don’t normally comment on closed accounts, but the Rollory situation is different. He asked me several days ago to close his account and when I didn’t (I get these requests from time to time and I tend to give them cooldown time), he then threatened to start sabotaging the forum by posting bannable stuff. I’m not sure what he had in mind, but I didn’t care to find out. So, his account was closed. Personally, I didn’t feel he’d done anything bannable or even PMable, although his “you aren’t American if you don’t vote for McCain” post was pretty crass, even for P&R. This all predated the latest stuff.

So no little Klan hood for his entry? Darn.

Ed_Solomon · 2008-09-03T17:49:24.000Z

Drastic:

It’s probably for the best. He was clearly feeling pretty deracinated here, and I’m sure he’ll be able to find some place where his racination is at a higher level.

Wait a minute, are we talking about Rollory or Blowjob Shark?

'Cause Blowjob Shark’s sharkitude is unshakable.

hong · 2008-09-03T18:03:22.000Z

I deracinated my hair once, and then I couldn’t do a thing with it.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2008-09-03T19:10:09.000Z

Tom you ruined my private collection of loltapirs. I…I mean read them now!

Ewwww!

Uh ohhhh! What’s this naughty, naughty little tapir been up to, to wear it out so, hmmmmm?

…

Lorini:

I for one appreciate what you are doing Tom. Thanks.

Me too!

Oh, hush, you!

Don’t listen to this dumb little tapir, Lorini. Silly little things are only good for eating or the occasional surprise poke. Oh, it gets so worked up when you do that!

Next time Tom, might I suggest chukars? I mean nobody cares about chukars and the word sounds nasty already anyway. Watch:

STROKER, YOU BIG DUMB CHUKARHEAD!

TimJames · 2008-09-03T19:16:05.000Z

Cool, I didn’t know they came striped as well.

Crazy fucking tapirs, never know what they’ll do.

tomchick · 2008-09-03T19:44:22.000Z

Baby t.a.p.i.r. is now my favorite thing on the internet.

Hi, little guy!

-Tom

EDIT: Ha ha.

Adree · 2008-09-03T20:09:42.000Z

TomChick:

Baby t.a.p.i.r. is now my favorite thing on the internet.

Hi, little guy!
-Tom

tomchick · 2008-09-03T22:26:48.000Z

What happened to that thing’s right leg? Was he injured? Or was he born that way?

-Tom

Euri · 2008-09-03T22:36:28.000Z

TomChick:

What happened to that thing’s right leg? Was he injured? Or was he born that way?
-Tom

It recedes into the recently molested past.

Adree · 2008-09-03T22:39:12.000Z

TomChick:

What happened to that thing’s right leg? Was he injured? Or was he born that way?
-Tom

Robert_Sharp · 2008-09-04T03:42:58.000Z

TomChick:

Baby t.a.p.i.r. is now my favorite thing on the internet.

Hi, little guy!
-Tom

My God, I hope you aren’t playing with the word filter right now!

Abilio_Carvalho · 2008-09-04T04:01:04.000Z

TomChick:

Baby t.a.p.i.r. is now my favorite thing on the internet.

Hi, little guy!
-Tom

Octonoo · 2008-09-04T04:02:58.000Z

Robert Sharp:

My God, I hope you aren’t playing with the word filter right now!

In what I always thought was just a cliche and metaphoric made-up online response to an unexpected post, I actually have true and legal cause to demand, “You owe me a new keyboard.” Hawaiian Punch, for the record.

As an aside to all of this, Splash Damage also had a thing for this particular animal when I was following their forums leading up to Quake Wars. They even advertised an International Day dedicated to it (27 April). And here is their most popular forum gif:

I can’t read their forums the same way anymore…