Battlestar Galactica 34 - Rule 34

Nah just keep hitting NC, all the crisis cards are Morale and Pop.

The ships need to be prepped, evacuated, and escorted.

Lets go Turkey shooting.

The crazy naked old man is here! You’re all dooomed!

There’s no way we can win. I’ll be happy if I get a chance to hit the switch and save a few token humans.

Yep. There’s no way we’re escorting all of them, at best we can gamble on a few.

Oh I didn’t realize it was escorting also, I thought they just hit the button and everything in space went

Well, by escorting I meant launch, one at a time, from NC.

The civvies move like this.

Activate the Shipyard = Move one from Locked to Prepped.
Crisis has an evacuation icon = Move one from Prepped to space where the Vipers are sitting.
When the Admiral decides to bug out anything left on NC is blown up. Everything in space leaves.

Vassal puked out the NC crisis cards and I had to rebuild that deck. I am doing my best to make sure we don’t replay one, but if something looks familiar let me know.

We haven’t had a food crisis yet, so those are a sure bet.

straight up slaps soon across the face

Nuke Breeder’s Canyon

YOU HAD PLENTY OF THEM AT THE BEGINNING BUT BOY YOU ALL MADE SURE TO SAVE THAT FOOD AND I’M SO HAPPY ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW I CAN’T EVEN

Yeah, can’t we lose food, even fuel, for once?

That’s a sure way not to increase your population.

Don’t you care about the future of humanity?

Trust me, we saved morale too.

Future of humanity is probably in spinoffs where another group of plucky humans escaped earlier and went the other way.

Well, we lost one fuel earlier. That was nice.

Alas not from a crisis but a ship.

BSP_newcaprica_29

Well, that super sucked. Anyways.
@Perky_Goth with the choice (there are treachery to go into destiny again)

Oh yeah. I thought we lost one from the Adama maneuver crisis, but we actually got the no effect.